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I'm not certain I've ever been this bored before.

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[ibreakrules]

I'm sure I could provide some entertainment... at least it would be entertaining for me.

[ibreakrules]

Riight. My attack could be unexpected you know. You could be pleasantly dreaming away...

Of course it is! All I need to do is crawl through my window into yours and I'll get to see you! I could even make it easier and blow a hole through the wall.

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I'm a very light sleeper, mostly due to being used to idiots attempting to sneak up on me.

Destroying walls is my job. I'd prefer you didn't do it.

[ibreakrules]

Well, I'm sure I'll come up with another way.

Fine, I'll destroy your door... then I can just walk in any time I feel like it. I mean, I did trap you in your room once before... might as well do the opposite.

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I'm sure you will, seeing as you apparently never have anything better to be doing.

Then it would simply become necessary to remove yours and use it in place of the destroyed one.

[ibreakrules]

If I can destroy one I can destroy more. Besides, I don't need a door. I don't mind being naked in public. I have a body worth showing off... not like your scrawny little ass.

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Yes, which is why you have only your magazines for company, surely.

[ibreakrules]

I've got girls fawning over me in some districts you know.

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Some people will take what they can get, I suppose.

[ibreakrules]

More than you have I'm sure. Do you even know what condoms are?

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Surely.

What?

[ibreakrules]

No way. You seriously don't?!

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...No? I am acting confused simply because it is fun.

[ibreakrules]

You got them thrown at your face and didn't know their real purpose... I think I even bought you and Linali some too.

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And you're not making the meaning of that any clearer.