The Chocolate War, pt 5

[pokeystar]

Title: The battle of the dry erase boards
Author: pokeystar
Rating: PG-13/ soft R
Word Count: 1403
Notes/Warning: Prompt: french kiss. Par-tay, people! Pokey's got her computer back! I missed you, puter! Better late than never, right?

Comments

[dedra]

LMFAO!!!

Princess Bride! Babelfish!! Pinocchio!!!

Tie!sex and doing it the hard way!

You're a genius and I lubs you! Muahahahaha!!

[pokeystar]

You're a genius and I lubs you! Muahahahaha!!

Right back at ya, babe!

[a_bees_buzz]

Blue fairy?

The toe stomp was a good choice. I was worrying she was about to knee him in the uncomfortable spot! *snicker*

[pokeystar]

The Blue Fairy makes Pinocchio a real boy.

(For a minute there, I thought I had misremembered it. You scared me!

[pokeystar]

With the kneeing, comes the falling down and flailing - not exactly condusive to the swapping of spittle.

Men are such pansies about their equipment.

[floorcoaster]

She had fallen victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous was never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known was this: never go in against a Slytherin when love is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

LOVE.

Brilliant! MORE MORE MORE, I simply must demand it.

[pokeystar]

Why is it that everyone is ignoring the singing penis?

I'm typing up pt 6 (and hopefully pt 7) tonight.

Also, in the middle of writing an epilogue.

[floorcoaster]

Something like that goes without saying. It's sheer brilliance, really. I mean, by the time we get there, we can barely see through our laughter tears. :D

[artsy_aura]

I laughed so much at this one!
Loved all of the nods to the movies/TV/books.
Sooo funny! ^_^