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[dramaturgy]

I am proud to say that while I was at the dentist's today, I took a plastic purple bracelet from the children's toy chest. After the novocaine, the rubber damn, and the OWIE PAIN they put me through I think I deserve it whether I'm eight or eighteen.

Comments

[poconell]

Shhhh...

I've been known to nick those little parachute men from the treat box at work. Sure, the kid may have got the needle, but I had to be kicked and spat on while he screamed.

[dramaturgy]

I won't tell anyone.

[coffeewriter]

Ooh, purple. I don't even get a lollipop for my troubles.

[titaniawaking]

They always seem to have Harry Potter or VeggieTales stickers at my doctor's office, and the receptionist, who is perfectly cheerful with the little kid and his parents paying in front of me, shoots surprisingly hostile glares at me if I ask for one. Stupid Muggle.

[duchessdollydot]

I take them whenever I can.

[occultebelta]

My dentist doesn't give out things. I feel like I'm being ripped off.