002 ･ VIDEO

[dramatizes]

[Ladies and gents, Ryuuzaki Umi is on a mission. A mission of friendship, beauty, truth and looove-- that has her trekking through ice and slush trying to get as close as she can to that Violet City place, because that is where her BFFs are. She's come up against snow, rain, and a very friendly Ditto, and now...she faces a new foe. Possibly her

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[Video]

[foolishwren]

... And the ledges claim another victim.

Not even I can climb those things.

[Video]

[dramatizes]

It's not like it's beaten me or anything! [NOW, PRIDE IS AT STAKE. IT'S ON, LEDGE. And by 'on' I mean she's gonna tell Krabby to attack it. Oh, Umi, it doesn't count if it's not a ledge anymore when you go over it.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

... Well, duh, it's a ledge.

But that doesn't mean you can climb-- it-- ...

[... was she telling her Pokemon to attack the ledge]

[Video]

[dramatizes]

That's the point...you should be able to! If it's some kind of weird magic then...there has to be a way to break it!

[...believe me, Weirdo Crab thinks it's just as ludicrous.]

[video]

[combat_butler]

... um, Umi-san...

You should... really just walk around it...

[video]

[dramatizes]

But--! If I have to do that every time I run up against something like this, I'll never get anywhere!

[video]

[combat_butler]

Technically, you'll get where you're trying to go a lot faster than if you keep trying to climb up them.

[video]

[dramatizes]

[SIIIIGH] At this point, you're probably right. There's gotta be a way around this...!

[video]

[will_to_burn]

Umi-chan? I, um... I don't think you can do that.

[ And there's the sound of discharge occurring somewhere off-screen. Rai the Shinx may or may not be laughing at the funny blue-haired lady. ]

[video]

[dramatizes]

[That laughing only spurs her on further! GO, KRABBY, BEAT UP THAT LEDGE--

...It's actually not going so well.]

This world is so BIZARRE! Forget these weird poke-things, not being able to climb over something like this is a new level of weird!

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[will_to_burn]

If it makes you feel any better, I tried to jump one during my first month here.

[ See Hikaru's facial expression and yes, yes she is rubbing the back of her head. ]

It didn't go so well.

[video]

[dramatizes]

Y...you did?! Not that I don't understand wanting to do that, but still...! [...DDD8] You weren't hurt, were you?

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[soulcool]

Yeah, sorry, but you're definitely gonna have to go around.

Dunno why; it seems pretty normal, but for some reason, no one can climb the damn things.

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[dramatizes]

They really do look normal...talk about weird! This kinda thing shouldn't be nearly as frustrating!

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[soulcool]

No kidding. [Sigh.]

Maybe you just need to think of some other way up?

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[dramatizes]

If I had a bigger poke-whatsit I might be able to flatten that weirdo ledge and get up that way.

[little_anchor]

[LOL LOL LOL.]

[dramatizes]

[fdgjhk Y U DO DIS 8|] Okay, okay, I get it...! It's just how this world works, right?! I'll go around, then!

[little_anchor]

[Cuz it's funnyyyy.]

Yeah! Since you can't climb over them. [Hurhurhur.]

[dramatizes]

[sob] That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Motes or walls or something, sure, but it's just a rock ledge!