[S] > Get down to business.

[motherfinghonk]

[ AUDIO ]

[ It's soft at first, but there's a sound in the background that sounds like heavy fabric being dragged across a floor.

Thump!

Drag, drag, drag. Thump!

This continues a couple more times until the sounds finally cease. Gamzee speaks, but those who've spoken with him before can see that he doesn't sound...quite...like himself? It probably

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[emberandash]

... What are you doing?

[motherfinghonk]

[A long static-filled pause.]

Now wouldn't you all like to motherfuckin' know?

[emberandash]

I would, yes.

[motherfinghonk]

Aight, motherfucker. Just buckle your motherfuckin' pale human ass down and hear this motherfuckin' thing... [He grunts, and another sickening thud follows.]

I'VE GOTTEN ALL AROUND TO STARTING A MOTHERFUCKIN' COLLECTION. Leaving motherfuckin' shit just strewn the fuck about like a collection of wasted motherfuckin' meat just ain't right, you know? GOTTA CLEAN THE FUCK UP. Get the motherfuckin' jury all ready up for the harsh convictions of the motherfuckin' messiahs upon the MOTHERFUCKIN' PIECES OF LOWBLOOD SHIT ALL GATHERED FOR THE SLAUGHTER.

[Then a loud slicing sound and a gasp from Gamzee.]

That is what I'm motherfuckin' doing.

[exceedingwords]

Gamzee
I Am Aware To What Youre About To Do
Im Tired Of It Already

[motherfinghonk]

honk.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.

[exceedingwords]

I Know That You Tricked Terezi Gamzee
I Know
I Know That Karkat Is Your Moirail But If Were Going To Be Stuck on This Rock
You Better Respect Those Corpses
Because You Know What
I Am Tired Of This Place And Do Remember Who Threw You Off A Cliff

[motherfinghonk]

hey.
MOTHERFUCKIN HEY.
i am all sorts of respectful to the corpses of our fallen peasantblooded brethren.
MOTHERFUCKIN FASHIONED SOME GLASS TUBES FOR THEM TO BE ALL FLOATING AROUND IN
but the don't fit you know?
ESPECIALLY
my good bro tavros.
HIS MOTHERFUCKIN RIDICULOUS HORNS JUST DON'T ALL WANNA FIT IN THERE.
but that shit isn't fair to the rest of those clowns.
GOTTA KEEP THINGS ALL EVEN.

and shit girl you sure all got a leg on you, you know that?
HEH HEH HEH.

[sandinmyboots]

[TORN BETWEEN MURDERPRIDE AND DAMMIT SCRATCH'S PLAN IS WORKING]

Gamzee? You ok?

[motherfinghonk]

Hey, if it ain't all my motherfuckin clowny-ass brother. I'M MOTHERFUCKIN GOOD, BRO.

[sandinmyboots]

So, are you killing them all to death?

[motherfinghonk]

No. SURE AIN'T DOING NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SUCH THING. See, they're all motherfuckin' killing themselves off now. I just got all kicked in the bulge from the motherfuckin' equation for a minute, but I did my share. SHIT'S GONNA GET MOTHERFUCKIN' REAL.

[demondoctor]

Fuck.

[motherfinghonk]

motherfuckin
HONK
motherfucker

[demondoctor]

Did you stop taking your medicine, young man?

[motherfinghonk]

there were no meds involved in this.
NOBODY WAS ALL TELLING ME TO POP NO MOTHERFUCKIN PILLS ON A TIMED BASIS.
shit was just bad decisions to rot my sponge.
IT ROTTED REAL MOTHERFUCKIN GOOD, YOU KNOW?
but i'm all getting my jubilee on about clearing the pan
TO MOTHERFUCKIN SEE IT ALL CLEAR THROUGH.
thanks motherfucker >:o)
YOU AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN PAL REALLY PLAYED A CRUCIAL FUCKIN PART.

[cocksprite]

rihonkulous

[motherfinghonk]

heh heh
LIFE JUST AIN'T MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT
if a brother can't motherfuckin invent some words

[cocksprite]

couldnt you invent a word that doesnt sound like an std

[motherfinghonk]

std?
BRO.
i can't even all be entertaining no weird motherfuckin words that just don't sound like nothing without them vowels and shit.
JUST WHAT THE MOTHEFUCK IS THAT?