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[notahandbag]

What the fuck is up with this wind?

Are any other worlds dealing with this godawful windstorm we have going on? Please say yes. I don't want to suffer alone.

Comments

[docfoul]

Yes.

[docfoul]

I can say that the comment prior to this one was the joke, and not the previous one.

[notahandbag]

...Goddamn it I am confused. Stop confusing me you stupid white text asshole.

[docfoul]

Haa haa.

Hee hee.

Hoo hoo.

[notahandbag]

That's fucking creepy. Stop it.

[docfoul]

Would you rather hear more about doomed timelines?
Haa haa.

[notahandbag]

No! Absolutely not!

[docfoul]

I could say "I thought so," but that would be redundant.
Hee hee.

[notahandbag]

Haa haa.
Hoo hoo.

I fucking get it already.

[docfoul]

Pushing your buttons has grown a little tiresome, even for me.
Would you like a piece of serious advice?

[notahandbag]

Sure, couldn't hurt. Unless it just turns out you're making fun of me again, of course.

[docfoul]

Not this time.
You see, Doctor, your attitude makes you quite an enjoyable target for jokes.
If you do not start reacting differently, who knows if I will ever stop?

[notahandbag]

People have been giving me that advice for years now. And I've been trying and this is actually, um. A lot better than I used to be.

[docfoul]

Keep trying.

[notahandbag]

Maybe I don't want to.