[Video because his book won't let him do just audio - because I'm evil]

[halfbloodalways]

[The video feed clicks 'on' to reveal a familiar office but an unfamiliar office occupant. Instead of the greasy git we're accustomed to seeing here, dear Ducks, we see a rather surly looking woman.]

Either someone slipped me Polyjuice Potion or this is another virus. Which is it?

So I know if I should be looking to kill someone...

Comments

[Video]

[darklycharming]

I heard there are viruses around! I should come there and hug you right now, I think...

[Video]

[halfbloodalways]

If you come here and hug me I will turn you into a slug.

[Video]

[darklycharming]

I'd prefer a snail.

[Video]

[halfbloodalways]

Because I really care.

1/?

[quidditch_stag]

2/?

[quidditch_stag]

3/3 See keywords~

[quidditch_stag]

AH HAHAHAHA

[halfbloodalways]

Yes?

[chaos_godess]

Oh right, this is just perfect. Did you do it on purpose? Now that I need a man to take care of me and the baby you decide to grow a vagina!

[She's having mood swings due to being affected by the pregnancy virus.]

[halfbloodalways]

[...]

EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!

[chaos_godess]

I am with child, you insensible ma...woman!

[halfbloodalways]

Not mine!

[madblackblood]

Interesting look for you, Severus.

[halfbloodalways]

Thanks. Really. I mean that from the heart, Bella.

[madblackblood]

Oh, it's good to hear how much my opinion means to you, Severus.

[halfbloodalways]

I'm delighted that we're on the same page regarding your opinion.