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[andthehat]

[ Here be Jack on his magical ship with Will somewhere in the background there. Probably.
And...what Jack's holding. It's a really big jar, which he's cradling in one arm a little protectively like it were a child-- instead of what it is. Which is a jar. Full of dirt. He has a jar of dirt. ]Now, it's come to my attention, thanks to all those nice

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That Jar of Dirt is a character on it's own

[makewayforroze]

I'm glad you were popular but...someone is burning babies?

[andthehat]

No. He wants to burn babies.

[makewayforroze]

Are you sure? Why would he try to do that?

[andthehat]

Because he lacks a soul.

[andthehat]

You started yelling at me because I told you not to.

[andthehat]

What?

[swordplaying]

Jecht doesn't drink anymore, and I never will.

[andthehat]

You two can have juice.

[swordplaying]

I like juice.

[andthehat]

I bet. What kind of juice would you like?

[t_point_man]

For the last time...... I am not pregnant.

[andthehat]

You'll get over the denial and come to love it, I'm sure.

[t_point_man]

I think you are missing some vital details here, mr. Sparrow.

[andthehat]

Captain. Am not.

[archicheck]

Wait. What's going on with Arthur?

[andthehat]

He's having a child.

[archicheck]

...I really think there are a few problems with that theory.

[andthehat]

Think about it, luv. Anything's possible with this.