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[hastypingtodo]

So, whose world has Halloween? It's coming up here, and the president is in fine form. He just read a book on it, I guess.

I now know more about Halloween than I ever wanted to. Ever. If I hear the words "Salem Witch Trials" ever again, I'm going to burn someone at the stake.

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[negative_five]

Do you work at the White House, too?

[negative_five]

Doesn't that bother you?

[hastypingtodo]

Did you miss the part about his ego?

[negative_five]

What does his ego have to do with your feelings?

[hastypingtodo]

It's used to being crushed.

[negative_five]

Being crushed, or crushing?

[hastypingtodo]

My feelings, crushed. His egos crushing.

[negative_five]

Are you in love with him?

[hastypingtodo]

In love. With Josh? You're kidding, right?

[negative_five]

You sound like it, that's all.

[hastypingtodo]

That's... really uncomfortable.

[negative_five]

Why?

[hastypingtodo]

This is awkward, because if I say I'm not in love with him, you'll think I'm just protesting because I am. Also, because I think you're, like, 12.

[negative_five]

I'm almost 18.

[hastypingtodo]

Right.

Sweetie, trust me. It actually is possible for a man and a woman to work together and be friends without it being some romantic melodrama.

[negative_five]

You just seem a bit bitter. That's all.