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[theuserabides]

[Someone seems to be finding this virus pretty amusing.] I'm not certain, but I think this is probably Thor's.

[Flynn holds up something that looks more like a sledgehammer than an actual warhammer, but whatever. Magical artifacts can look like whatever they want.]

...Honestly, I thought it would be heavier. [Guess who's pure enough of heart he

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[notasinglelady]

that's certainly a big hammer, sir.

Is not heavy at all?

[theuserabides]

[The hammer is his--/shot]

It's heavy. It's just not as heavy as it looks like it should be.

[He looks at the thing skeptically.]

[notasinglelady]

[ I saw THAT comic...X3]

Strange. What is it for?

[theuserabides]

Wielding divine power, if I've got the owner right.

[He seems remarkably nonchalant about it.]

[hands4healing]

That's a big hammer!

[theuserabides]

It doesn't match my decor.

[hands4healing]

I wound up with a pair of bulls and a chariot. They don't really go with my grandmother's house, either, but I guess it's better that I got them than someone like Mr. McDuck.

[theuserabides]

At least the hammer stays where I put it.

[entthront]

Badass!!! Almost as badass as what I got!

[theuserabides]

It's not really my style.

[He sets it on the floor so the handle is leaning against his chair.]

What'd you get?

[entthront]

A fighter jet!

[theuserabides]

Pretty cool.

[hammertimes]

Speak! I would have you explain why you are able to hold my hammer.

[theuserabides]

[Oh hello, Mr. Shouty.]

It was a choice between picking it up or leaving it in the middle of the floor and keep stubbing my toes.

[He doesn't wear shoes indoors.]

[hammertimes]

Nonsense, I would never leave something so valuable lying around! [except that he would.]

[theuserabides]

Relax, I'm not gonna go joyriding. [squinty eyes at Mjolnir] I don't know how to work it, anyway.