[Voice post - accidentally posted from Kurt's phone.]

[notasinglelady]

 [You can hear music. Not the sort of music Kurt usually listens to, but obnoxious, loud rock. Very, very, LOUD. After a few seconds an irritated sight can be heard and that definitely sounds like Kurt. Then there's footsteps, and someone knocking on a door.]

Finn, the whole house is shaking. Turn down your music. Finn? Hey, FINN!. Agh... [Another

Comments

[negative_five]

Did.... what I think just happened... actually just happen?

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

I'm...locking this 'cause I don't wanna like, traumatize people.

But, yeah. It's easier when I'm just thinking about you 'cause it's hard to watch porn and try and picture your face instead of some girl. It's like trying to concentrate on two different things at the same time. But I always make sure its a brunette so they look as much like you as possible!

[locked!]

[negative_five]

[OH MY GOD FINN]

So, wait, you... do watch porn or you don't?

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

[OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT!]

...Uh. [ he belatedly realizes what he's just done ] Crap. I-I mean...

[locked!]

[negative_five]

I... thought you only thought about me, Finn.

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

I do! It's just that-- sometimes I'm too tired to think and it's just easier to watch something. But it's only so I can imagine us doing different things, I swear! I don't care about the girls in porn, they're all really fake anyway.

[locked!]

[negative_five]

Finn, what kind of porn do you watch?

[This............ question has a purpose. REALLY.]

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

I dunno. Whatever.

[ unfortunately he's shutting down now, not wanting to upset Rachel more :'D ]

[locked!]

[negative_five]

I was just going to say that if my guess is correct and you watch a lot of lesbian porn, it'd be kind of hard to picture me in it.

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

Oh. Yeah. I guess...

[ he has a pretty active imagination okay. But he's still not going to go into details about what stuff he watches :| ]

[locked!]

[negative_five]

[Now she's... really curious. DAMN YOU.]

So you don't deny it, then. You imagine me as a lesbian.

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

[ 0:3 ]

Um. Not...all the time? [ but sometimes, yep. :x ]

[locked!]

[negative_five]

[WHAT.]

With... random people? Or is it specific?

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

[ >_>;;; ]

Why do you wanna know?

[locked!]

[negative_five]

Just... curious.

[locked!]

[pinball_baby]

I don't really wanna talk about this.