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[andthehat]

Your humble and ever kind and most trustworthy Chief Captain Jack Sparrow needs to hear positive thoughts and have a bit of fun in order not to be brought down by the very negative and spirit-draining thought of a possible threat involving the human teeth of various men in loin cloths, savvy

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[darklycharming]

Gold.

[andthehat]

Crown.

[darklycharming]

King.

[andthehat]

Ruler.

[swordplaying]

Fame!

[andthehat]

Respect!

[swordplaying]

Talent!

[andthehat]

Skill.

[negative_five]

So you're not affected, then? Figures.

Oh, um, right. Five?

[andthehat]

'M sure nobody wants to know what I'm thinking, luv.

Fingers.

[negative_five]

Why not?

Sex-- um, I mean, uh, gloves.

[andthehat]

Haven't a clue but they all tell me that.

Ah. Lace.

[killerbaseball]

This pirate fellow has some clever ideas, doesn't he?

Business.

[andthehat]

Why thank you~

Wager.

[killerbaseball]

... I suppose this confirms it. I am affected as well. I hope you do not mind if I try not to let you take advantage of this situation, however.

Gambling.

[andthehat]

It's only a bit of fun, mate. No harm done.

Chance.

[sandinmyboots]

they made the statue out of melted gil they got from cactuars, slicing open the cactus to scoop up handfuls of beautiful glistening metal and it melted over hot fire, the fire licking azure over the streaks of orange and bronze and gold and hey, it's that guy! how ruuuude let's dump him in the

Your mother!

[andthehat]

That's not very nice, mate. Where's this statue of yours?

Your father!

[sandinmyboots]

i didn't like it so i put it out as a gift to the golden dragon the gold dragon does love it so, so i made another for it and put two out for another dragon

Cemeteries! It's in my house, also.

[andthehat]

The dragon is made of gold or simply golden in scale-y color?

Not liking that train of thought, mate.
Brothels.