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[truthingold]

[BEATRICE IS ON YOUR SCREEN AGAIN. Sitting at the same table. Smoking the same pipe. Looking about the same as usual.]Surely I cannot be the only soul on this nexus who actually derives entertainment from these strange occurrences known as viruses. I have only been witness to one, but it alone provided enough entertainment so that I will certainly

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[glubspeak]

Once t)(ere was a virus t)(at made you talk about your darkest secrets!
It was pretty funny!
)(e)(e)(e)(e.

[truthingold]

Hoh. Was there? Yes, that would be truly amusing! It is a shame I missed it.

[glubspeak]

T)(at's w)(at )(appens w)(en you keep S---EACR---ETS!
Before I got )(ere, t)(ere was anot)(er one w)(ere a w)(ale bunc)( of stupid t)(ings )(appened.
A friend of mine turned into a dragon.

[truthingold]

Ahahaha! A dragon? How unfair that I have missed that one as well! Any future viruses must make up for all of the entertaining things I have unfortunately missed!

[Voice]

[createswithink]

[Oh, look! The ~*friendly*~ blonde witch is laughing! Not knowing better, he's happy she's in such a good mood.] Hey Oneesan, are you gonna laugh at yourself when you get a virus, too? [He speaks excitedly, meaning absolutley no offense.]

[Voice]

[truthingold]

Of course not! I don't plan on being affected by one myself.

Re: [Voice]

[createswithink]

From what I've read, they seem to get almost everyone.

[Then he remembers that she's a super-confident witch.]

I mean, if ya do happen to make a ward or somethin' against it, that'd be pretty amazing!

[Voice]

[truthingold]

Kukuku, I am a witch, am I not? Making a ward would be no trouble, no trouble at all.

[ifbymyhands]

I liked the one where we were all magical, and we went to this awesome school.

[truthingold]

... hoh. It seems a little cheap for this community to give every non-magical being magic as though obtaining such power is as easy as snapping your fingers.

[ifbymyhands]

It is what it is.

[truthingold]

Yes, I suppose that is true. And I did as the question, did I not?

[Video]

[material_guy]

There were a few where people were turned into little kids! I had a lotta fun with the people hit with those! I even got one kid to do a little song number for me! Or there was one where everyone ended up on a cruise ship, or the one where we all went to some big theme park that had rides and water slides and booze and freaky big eyed four fingered furry freaks!

[Video]

[truthingold]

Amusement park? And a cruise ship! Aha! How fun, how fun!

[smilingtransfer]

What a refreshing outlook to have.

[truthingold]

Hoh? Is it a depressingly uncommon one?

[smilingtransfer]

It's uncommon. I wouldn't presume to judge whether it's a depressing one or not.

[truthingold]

I would consider it depressing when not many can appreciate the entertainment this nexus provides.