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[notasinglelady]

After running away from Rachel (who tried to kiss me dear god. I am scarred for life) I had to spend the last two days hiding in Finn's room because I was in Finn's body.

Finn, I rearranged a few things and the furniture of your bedroom. Do you ever clean? Your wardrobe is atrocious, not even John Galliano drunk on his ass would wear your clothes.

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[c_o_u_r_a_g_e]

I'm alright if you are.

[notasinglelady]

I have around hard lump on in my forehead. Finn's too tall for his own bedroom's door.

[c_o_u_r_a_g_e]

You'll make it, I'm guessing.

[notasinglelady]

Are you sure? Perhaps I need someone to kiss it better. [Even if the lump is on Finn's body, not his own now >3]

[pettedasnake]

Ew.

[notasinglelady]

What part?

[pettedasnake]

You were Finn. That's just weird. It's like weird incest.

[notasinglelady]

It was a virus. And yes, it was really weird. I could barely move without hitting something.

[pinball_baby]

Okay, one] did you say anything to Rachel? 'cause I haven't talked to her yet and if you literally ran away and ignored her she's probably gonna be pissed at me.

Two] Dude, rearranging my stuff? Not cool. I knew where everything was! And there's nothing wrong with my clothes.

Three] My head hurts. Why do I have bruises?

[notasinglelady]

I told her that I was feeling sick, and when he tried to mother me I promised her that I would compensate her in the future.. You are watching Dream Girls with her this Wednesday.

I just moved a chair. And the table and the bookshelves. Your video games are now organized in alphabetical order.

You are really tall, I wasn't used to such a large body.

[pinball_baby]

What's Dream Girls?

Dude. That's so...neat.

Did you just walk into everything then? Jeez, no wonder I have an egg on my head. At least mom already knows I'm kinda clumsy, it shouldn't be too hard to explain away.

[notasinglelady]

A movie about The Supremes, it was really famous a few years ago. Beyoncé is in the movie. [And because he's talking to Finn....]Eddie Murphy too.

Why, thanks. I had a lot of time to fix things. You have tons of video games, by the way. I never noticed before.

Forgive me for not be used to suddenly be twice my usual height and weight. It hurt.

What did you do with my body? I was ..oh god, I was with Blaine with this happened. Did you two...?

[glass_secret]

At you were in familiar surroundings. I ended up taking royal etiquette lessons for the second time.

[notasinglelady]

I nearly make out with Rachel, it was a nightmare. I had to flee.

Where was you, Cindy?

[glass_secret]

I had to pretend to be Rapunzel. Which being her wasn't bad except for the lessons. If I have to balance one more book on my head I'm going to fucking scream.

[notasinglelady]

Lessons about how to be a princess? That does sound annoying. Did Flynn notice you was not Rpaunzel?

[forgerofdreams]

Oh, Kurt. Even in the midst of a virus, you worry about things like T-zones. Truly your priorities are in order.

[notasinglelady]

Of course they are. We must always look our best.

[forgerofdreams]

And has Finn been properly exfoliated and moisturized now?

[notasinglelady]

And it wasn't easy!