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Unlike certain classmates of mine, I have enough of a life that I didn't feel the need to come back to this website. Apparently, that isn't allowed, so here I am in the hopes that my computer will let me go back to doing my paper on stupid lawsuits.
Normally I wouldn't stoop to bargaining with a website, but I actually need to finish that paper. Look, community, I have some of it right here: "A box for a container of Hush Puppies slippers has the warning 'Do not eat.' Nothing about the slippers or the box suggests that they should be eaten." Doesn't that sound good? Wouldn't you like me to be able to write the rest of it?
Then give me my computer back.
Normally I wouldn't stoop to bargaining with a website, but I actually need to finish that paper. Look, community, I have some of it right here: "A box for a container of Hush Puppies slippers has the warning 'Do not eat.' Nothing about the slippers or the box suggests that they should be eaten." Doesn't that sound good? Wouldn't you like me to be able to write the rest of it?
Then give me my computer back.