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[video] material_guy April 29 2011, 12:08:36 UTC
If you gotta team up with someone you ain't into in the bedroom, at least she looks fun outside it.

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Re: [video] fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 12:57:57 UTC
I'm not gay.

And this is so not fun. At all.

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[video] material_guy April 29 2011, 13:00:00 UTC
Alright, you like both, whatever. The point is she's got you in a pinch. She's sneaky. And sharp. And knows how to stay at the top of the social heap. Not a bad pick for a partner, at least for now.

Wouldn't it be fun to get her in a little bit of a vice grip, too?

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[video] fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 18:18:51 UTC
And how the fuck am I supposed to do that?

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fetish_fuel April 29 2011, 12:20:02 UTC
That girl is really pretty. You too.

But are you sure this is the best way to do things?

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 12:59:40 UTC
...pretty?

It's not, but she's not giving me a whole lot of choices here.

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fetish_fuel April 29 2011, 13:21:53 UTC
Yes, she's pretty. You are a guy so the word would be handsome.

True. Why is so important what other people think?

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 18:20:18 UTC
Oh...um. Thanks.

Because. It just is.

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peoplesprincess April 29 2011, 12:27:15 UTC
Earth has the strangest complexes.

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 13:00:51 UTC
I don't have a complex.

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peoplesprincess April 29 2011, 13:01:41 UTC
Do you need to produce heirs, and that's why you're so obsessive about this?

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 18:21:45 UTC
Heirs? What? No.

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traptinacoffin April 29 2011, 12:46:47 UTC
You're so ashamed of who you are?

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 13:02:16 UTC
That's not who I am. She's full of crap.

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traptinacoffin April 29 2011, 13:08:34 UTC
Then why go along with it?

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 18:23:28 UTC
Because. People would still believe her.

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notahandbag April 29 2011, 14:28:53 UTC
Don't be one of those Late In Life Gays. It really sucks when your wife finds out. Trust me on that one.

Be smarter than me, kid. You live in a very different era than I did.

But seriously, that dyke sounds like an annoying little piece of work. I pity whatever roller-derby playing feminist she ends up with, because damn.

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 18:27:30 UTC
I'm not gay. Seriously.

But, yeah. Santana's a bitch. But she's enough of a bitch that I know she'd do it.

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notahandbag April 29 2011, 20:39:33 UTC
Dude, I watched you make-out with Kurt, don't even try.

But see, if she outs you, you can just out her. Tell her that, what she's doing is kind of a dick move. A huge dick move.

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fuckingnarnia April 29 2011, 21:58:37 UTC
That -- it wasn't -- it was not making out.

I don't think she'll care if it's a dick move. Being a bitch is kind of her thing.

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