[accidental video]

[gamma_effect]

[ooc: This is Bruce's canon move. However, this is not Bruce. Have a bodyswapped Dexter Morgan as the Hulk, everyone. Since Dexter looks, sounds, and essentially is Bruce Banner right now, your character will not know the difference. Dialogue taken from the original script. Responses will come ICly the day later.]

[The blurry footage of a

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[namedfortragedy]

So much for not attracting attention.

[locked]

[creepyshitking]

Elektra. That wasn't me-- I mean, this is Bruce. We got... switched.

I'm in Dexter's body; that was him.

[locked]

[namedfortragedy]

[She'd ask if he was joking but, weirder things have happened here.]

... Right. [This is awkward. She was going to scream at him in many languages and work her way up from there. Now she can't even be mad at him.]

So how long before Dexter completely ruins your life? Or has he already accomplished that?

[locked]

[creepyshitking]

I don't know what happened. It was probably more like me ruining my own life. [They're consequences for his actions, after all. God. Bruce is quietly freaking out still.]

He could be in a military facility right now - I can't leave him there. And it happened on campus. Betty must still be around.

[reaction comment, aka this isn't here]

[creepyshitking]

Oh, fuck. Fuck.

[Worst case scenario, and it'd happened. Bruce is futiley trying to calm down, but it's hard to put his usual obsessive zeal into it when there isn't any point right now. What had happened to Dexter? Was he captured?

Of course the media wouldn't know - they'd cover that up. He had to do something, except he couldn't do something because Dexter had kids and a life he couldn't abandon. He started to have an acute appreciation for Dexter's usual situation.

Alright... first step. Talk to Elektra. It was a good first step.]

[hereafter_candy]

What's.... going on?

[gamma_effect]

Everything's okay, Candy. Don't worry.

[hereafter_candy]

Did you see the video? Because I'm kind of in worry-mode after seeing it.

[gamma_effect]

It was kind of on TV, yeah... I'm calling it a setback.

[Locked-hackable only for Bruce and Dexter]

[t_point_man]

Again, Bruce...

You're alright?

[Locked-hackable only for Bruce and Dexter]

[gamma_effect]

I'm okay.

[Locked-hackable only for Bruce and Dexter]

[t_point_man]

What triggered this?

[notasinglelady]

...

[gamma_effect]

Kurt. Hi.

[notasinglelady]

Hello. What's going on?