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[samriprosecutor]

((OOC: Posted shortly after this post.))[the scene is exactly the same as before, only this time the tiger is in the foreground and Edgeworth can be seen in the back of the room, bent over as he peruses the books on one of the lower shelves

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[changerofwilds]

Dig a large hole and bury him.

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[samriprosecutor]

[Edgeworth's glare is cutting all the way across the room, but Dike is way ahead of him.]

I'm afraid killing him would be counterproductive. [despite her joking words, her tone is positively icy.]

[changerofwilds]

You could leave a breathing hole.

[samriprosecutor]

[her nose wrinkles, her lips pulling back briefly to bare some fang.] I was looking for something a little more humane.

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[darkmirror_vr2]

[And there's a wolf nosing at this computer to get the feed going, and while the room is unfamiliar, the nightmare passed out on a couch on the other side of the room isn't.]

Throwing a bed sheet over him might work.

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[samriprosecutor]

[Hello there~ She shows her amusement with a toothy grin.]

Only if I can also figure out how to keep him quiet.

[Edgeworth rolls his eyes and turns back to the bookshelves.] In other words, no.

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[darkmirror_vr2]

[She snorts.] He's still lacking a sense of adventure, I see. Someone needs to fix that.

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[samriprosecutor]

[Over his shoulder] I seriously doubt one could find much adventure under a bed sheet.

[Dike gives her fellow daemon a feline grin.] We're working on it. What about yours? Is he giving you any trouble yet?

[material_guy]

Tablecloth!

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[samriprosecutor]

[She gives an amused snort. dryly] Would you fail to notice a lawyer if he was covered by a tablecloth?

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[material_guy]

If it held real still.

I hear they're not all smart enough to follow instructions too closely, though.

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[samriprosecutor]

[She shakes her head.] The problem isn't that they're not smart enough. It's that they think they're too smart.

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[killerbaseball]

[Have an assassin and his crow.]

Try luring him away with a lawsuit.

[Shelly chuckles. No, seriously.]

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[samriprosecutor]

[Shelly chuckling is a frightening thing, truly. the tiger cocks her head to the side.] Not his area of expertise, I'm afraid. I'd be more likely to distract him with a body, but that's a bit too extreme for my tastes.

[of course, Edgeworth can't leave this conversation alone. he comes up behind the daemon and folds his arms across his chest.] Careful, Dike. If you don't make yourself clear enough, de Killer may try to provide you with one.

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[killerbaseball]

Why, I almost suggested that, yes. I thought it may be slightly tasteless, though.

[And of course, Shelly chimes in.] Either way... I doubt I would be bothered to find a body just for you, Mr. Prosecutor.

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[samriprosecutor]

You say that as if hunting a corpse down is the only method you would have for procuring one. [he pauses and tilts his head thoughtfully.] For that matter, wouldn't your new companion make that method easier as well?

[originaldragoon]

[Here that other tiger again. Rose is sitting behind him on a chair, reading.] Shove him in a closet.

[Rose replies to that without even looking up from her book.] Stop giving out silly ideas, Arnau.

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[samriprosecutor]

[She flicks the tip of her tail.] He can give out all the silly ideas he wants to, as long as he doesn't try to charge for them. I'm not foolish enough to act on them without question.

[Edgeworth's voice breaks in from off-screen.] And what of the people who are?

[The daemon glances over at him and gives a surprisingly human-like shrug.]