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[wheresmyleaf]

Hello, citizens of the "Community" known as DramaDramaDuck. Some of you may have heard of me. Though maybe you haven't been so fortunate yet in your mundane lives.

I am the GREEN HORNET.

If anyone has a crime to report, you can email me, THE GREEN HORNET, at gh@greenhornet.net and I will kick some ass for you, just because

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[material_guy]

What a hero.

[wheresmyleaf]

Thank you, citizen. I do what I can.

[material_guy]

So, there a reason you're named after a green bug that's about as dangerous as a bee, but too useless to make honey?

[wheresmyleaf]

The Newspaper named me, I didn't choose the name myself. The security footage was green, and I took the head from JAMES REID's statue. He was killed by a beesting. Maybe not the most clever, but it stuck.

[glass_secret]

Well, someone has an ego.

[wheresmyleaf]

Who, me? Nah.

[namedfortragedy]

I'll be sure to give you a call someday. [Mostly so she can see your partner in action but, whatever. Details.]

[wheresmyleaf]

I'll be waiting by the phone. Or, email service provider.

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[fetish_fuel]

You are a giant insect that fight crime?

[wheresmyleaf]

And you're a cat robot. Huh.

[fetish_fuel]

Yes, I am. How did you know I am a robot?

[wheresmyleaf]

...I didn't.

I mean, obviously, I've had access to this site for some time. But I've never made my presence known.

[killerbaseball]

Oh, are you a super-hero?

[wheresmyleaf]

Who wants to know?

[killerbaseball]

A fellow user of this community.

[wheresmyleaf]

Then, yes. Yes, I am! In a manner of speaking.