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[notahandbag]

So, funny story

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[became_a_liar]

Huh. So you're giving it away for free?

[notahandbag]

Yup, free drugs. You want?

[became_a_liar]

Well, if you need someone to take it off your hands...

[notahandbag]

I do. The police here don't like me as-is so. Heheh.

[material_guy]

Free? I could help you out with that.

[notahandbag]

Oh you want some too? Great! I can split it all down the middle. 50-50-50-whatever.

[material_guy]

So. Ecstasy. What's it do? I'm a little behind the times over here so if you could compare it to somethin' older or give a basic little run down... Can't be too tough to make more of if you accidentally whipped up a ton of it in your tub.

[notahandbag]

It basically makes you act stupid and happy. And I guess it's not really similar to anything because it's synthetic, but it's kind of like an opiate. For the record, the reason it wasn't too tough to make more was because I'm a genius.

[delilahs_reaper]

Hm. What exactly is Ecstasy?

[notahandbag]

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. The short version is it's a drug that fucks you up and makes you really happy, hence the name. It got really popular when I was in my 20s.

[delilahs_reaper]

And you're giving it out for free?

[notahandbag]

Well, it's illegal.

[theuserabides]

Man, how do you "accidentally" make felony quantities of MDMA?

[notahandbag]

Hey, it was an accident, alright? I was trying to work on a hay-fever cure and everything I managed to make broke down with heat so... I started to get a little creative.

[theuserabides]

Wait. If you got arrested, why did they let you keep the stuff?

[notahandbag]

Well, luckily, I'm dating their best fighter and theoretically the guys who came to arrest me are his friends so... I smooth-talked them a bit and got them to not arrest me. I have no idea why they didn't confiscate my "cure" but then, maybe they want me to get the actual police involved... Hell if I know. Those guys hate me.

[implantsgrace]

What a wild night.

[notahandbag]

You don't even know the half of it.

[implantsgrace]

Should I feel sorry that I missed it?

[notahandbag]

Maybe so. Though I don't see you much as a raver.