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[visestvita]

[The first thing to note is that instead of his usual black leather ensemble, Wesker is clothed in a police uniform, a S.T.A.R.S patch on the sleeves of it. Also note that he looks very unimpressed.]

What is this? I know for a fact I haven't accessed anything of this kind - the office computers shouldn't be able to, for that matter. I really don't

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Strikes locked from Wesker.

[stripping]

Oh, so... You're from that time, before you were virused... That means I'd last five seconds against you, rather than the normal two seconds. ...It's something.

It's going to plague you for a while, Wesker.

[stripping]

I already have an enemy that barely notices my existence, I don't need two. Are you sure you can't go back to stage one?

[visestvita]

You'd rather that you didn't escape my notice?

[stripping]

Yes. Is it that difficult to understand?

[visestvita]

Quite why you would be so bothered is difficult to understand, yes. Unfortunately for you, I have more important things to attend to. I'm afraid I can't make time for an attention-seeking monk.

[stripping]

So irritating... I wonder if I could sic Henry on you if I came over. Then all I'd have to deal with would be another zombie, and someone would take care of that. But I don't know how I'd get a, what was it, MA-39 Cerebrus into your police station without one of us getting shot.

You'll regret not dealing with me one day. One day the balance of power will have flipped, and I won't have a shred of mercy on you.

[visestvita]

Again, you know too much, but with that being the case, you'll then know that I am well-equipped to deal with zombies - siccing this 'Henry' on me would be foolish.

Now, are you quite finished with your empty threats against me?

[stripping]

It was a thought. I'm probably going to put Henry down soon anyway.

Never. Until one of us is dead I will continue to annoy you.

[visestvita]

Poor Henry.

I think you need a new hobby.

[stripping]

I love him and all that, I just love my housemates more.

I read, isn't that enough?

[visestvita]

You only continue to prove just how foolish you really are.

Not when trying to antagonise me is your only other source of entertainment.

[stripping]

Are you saying he's undeserving of love just because he happens to be undead?

I also garden.

[visestvita]

It's hardly as if he'll care either way.

You definitely need more to do.

[stripping]

There have been stranger things to love.

Your concern for me is touching.

[visestvita]

I struggle to think of any.

Appreciate it while you have it.

[stripping]

Pet rocks?