[video]

[pantlesstroll]

[In this video, you see a large cake rolling up, apparently of its own volition, towards the front door of Stein's house. The door opens and Birkin almost walks straight into the cake. He stops just in time though with a confused look on his face.]

What in the...

[The cake wobbles.]

...what.

[And then suddenly, Excalibur bursts out.]

Comments

[notahandbag]

Worst. Present. Ever.

FUCK YOU MAN THIS IS GLORIOUS

[pantlesstroll]

WHAT?

[pantlesstroll]

How dare you disparage my attempts to make you a good present?!

[pantlesstroll]

I spent at least half an hour on the candles alone!

[sandinmyboots]

[Applause.]

[pantlesstroll]

[A fan?!]

[pantlesstroll]

At last! Someone who appreciates my talent!

[sandinmyboots]

Who wouldn't appriciate such talent?! You'd have to do a lot of set up to pull that off! Baking the cake, icing the cake, putting candles on the cake, getting in the cake, going to the house while carrying a cake, bursting out of the cake without getting dirty, and being able to respond flawlessly afterwards! It's marvelous! That's the sort of talent you don't see these days!

[wafflewood]

[This expression.]

[pantlesstroll]

[You love it.]

[puzzlinglogics]

[...it's like a train wreck. why does that thing exist.]

[pantlesstroll]

Aha! You are new, are you not?

TEXT FOREVER

[puzzlinglogics]

What are you?
SH

get ready

[pantlesstroll]

Ah, a chance to elaborate on my greatness!

[demondoctor]

[This. Face. Forever.]

[pantlesstroll]

[Excalibur sees no issues here!]