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[goddamn_ironman]

I've got a fucking cold.

[ derp, ooc note: he's actually suffering minor palladium poisoning, which is giving him cold like symptoms; he knows what it is, he just doesn't want to talk about it. ): ]

Comments

[dreamsonaplane]

Thanks for the update.

[goddamn_ironman]

Anytime, friend.

[dreamsonaplane]

Do you need a good doctor's name? I thought you were supposed to be famous.

[goddamn_ironman]

It's a cold, not cancer. Christ.

[peoplesprincess]

That's because it's winter.

[goddamn_ironman]

No shit, Sherlock.

[peoplesprincess]

[goddamn_ironman]

[goddamn_ironman]

Okay, dad.

[goddamn_ironman]

You're old and you're scolding me. You might as well be my dad.

He was an absent father, though, so how about you get on that.

[autophoenix]

Did I accidentally hit subscribe on some Tony Stark TMI newsletter in my sleep?

[goddamn_ironman]

Yes, you did.

[autophoenix]

So, what's the plan? Con some cute girl from the community to come make you soup?

[goddamn_ironman]

If they feel so obliged.

[entthront]

Wow, everyone really likes bitching you out, huh!

[goddamn_ironman]

What's up with that? I hate this. I hate everything.

[entthront]

Too bad you're not cute like me! I've got tons of people to take care of me if I ever get sick~

[goddamn_ironman]

...

Thanks.