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[dcrescendo]

Last time I checked, which was maybe five freaking minutes ago, the computer never had Internet access.

If somebody's reading this, reply.

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[Audio]

[material_guy]

Yo! Computers and internets can be strange like that, can't they!

Well. For better or for worse, you're in.

[material_guy]

A musical detective.

[dcrescendo]

Got a problem with that?

[material_guy]

Not really. I just don't got a use for that either.

Well, whatever. Things are a little hectic here right now; we got another house guest coming in and we're in the middle of some repairs so another mouth to feed'll be kind of a pain, but if you ain't found anyone else to get you a better set up in a little while, I'll see what kinda strings I can pull. And how much I like you. I got a guy who can probably get you out if no one else will.

[dcrescendo]

Uh, OK. Thanks, I guess. Don't know why you're going through all this trouble for a guy you don't even know, but whatever.

You do this sorta thing often?

[material_guy]

'cause I'm a Nice Guy. You could call this kinda thing a hobby. My place is one of those hubs a bunch of people who can't make it on the outside for their own little reasons end up drifting to.

[dcrescendo]

Hah, I guess that's what I am now, isn't it? Never imagined this was how my life was gonna turn out.

And look man, I appreciate all the efforts you're putting into this breakout, but I can find my own place. Don't need anyone to take me in or anything. I can do it on my own.

[material_guy]

"All the effort" he says... It might actually be a pretty simple thing. But if you can get yourself a better set up, so much the better. This probably ain't the cushiest place you could crash land in an emergency. There's a lotta helpful people here, but if you can't dig up anything else and start going stir crazy behind bars, I'll be around. Good luck!

[dcrescendo]

I'm actually not that picky. Anything but here sounds good, you know? But yeah, even if it's just that simple for you, it's just how I do things. Gotta try shit myself before going around asking for help.

Thanks, man. What do I call you, anyway?

[material_guy]

Ou. Maybe I underestimated you a little! I like that self sufficient attitude in people!

I'm Greed! Should be easy to remember.

[dcrescendo]

Good to hear, man.

Daryan.

[material_guy]

Eh?

Daryan? I've heard that somewhere... Guitarist... In jail now...

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[dcrescendo]

What're talking about? You heard of me?

[material_guy]

Maybe, sort of. Naa, it's a big world and there're even lots of them so it's not like it's a one in a million chance two guys got the same name. It might be a stupid question but humor me anyways. Were you in a band with a musical lawyer slash egomaniac? Blonde hair, loves his own hair---and just about anything about himself, actually...

[dcrescendo]

Oh.

So you know Klavier, huh.

[material_guy]

More or less.