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[protect_them]

-soft humming in the background, barely covering the sound of splashing-

So tell me, fellow Ducks... why do Weevils like to hide out in the nastiest of places? You'd think they'd pick something other than a sewer tunnel...

... at least the bloody Daleks came to us.

Comments

[torchwoodteaboy]

Well. If you believe what Owen used to say about them, he thought that they normally eat...raw sewage, I guess is a polite term for it. Which would be why the like to stick to the sewers and all. Your guess is as good as mine, really.

[protect_them]

It reeks down here, Ianto. I don't want guessing.

[torchwoodteaboy]

Well yes. Of course it reeks, Gwen. It is the sewer, after all. You do know what the sewer is used for, don't you?

[protect_them]

Please don't remind me. I'm going to have to sleep on the couch tonight!

[takeitoutofpark]

It could be similar to their homeworld environment. You'd be surprised at how many planets there are that are basically open sewers.

Or, they could just be like me, and not have any currency to hit up the downtown.

[protect_them]

... not very encouraging, Sulu. Really.

[takeitoutofpark]

I agree, that really wasn't very encouraging of me. But, there's not exactly much I can say that's going to make wandering through sewers much better. You're doing it yourself?

[protect_them]

Tonight, yeah. I've got Ianto in my ear, though.

[fillmydarksoul]

Why do they bother hiding? I hate the whole chase thing. It's not cool.

[protect_them]

It's pointless. We're going to catch them in the end. Why even bother trying to run?

[fillmydarksoul]

Seriously. It just pisses me off and it sucks running in heels.

[protect_them]

I know, but you have to admit, the heels look so bloody good....

[topsiclevacuum]

A sewer tunnel? Gross.

[protect_them]

I'm not exactly down here for fun.

[topsiclevacuum]

Then why are you down there? And what the hell is a Weevil?

[protect_them]

A Weevil is an alien and I'm down here to find it and take it in before it tries to eat someone else.

AH repetitive question, fix'd.

[goddamn_ironman]

Weevil? Dalek? Sounds like a sci-fi novel.

^^

[protect_them]

Suppose it does, don't it? Shame it's all too real, hm?

[goddamn_ironman]

So, are we talking robots and aliens or what?

[protect_them]

Yes to both.