BECAUSE I HAD TO, OKAY.

[theman_inred]

All right, so I've been looking around lately, mostly bored while you guys were stuck in magic school. Lo and behold, look at what I came across- the annual Tokyo Game Show. Apparently there's been big news, too.

I'm already laughing just from these. You'd think they'd know better by now. I doubt the fanbase is happy either

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[fillmydarksoul]

Who the fuck is that asshole?

[theman_inred]

Who the hell knows. Some are saying it's a younger me, others are saying it's someone who thinks he's me. Then you've got a few saying he's a lovechild between me and someone else.

All I know is that the fans are raging, and whoever made this is way off their rocker.

[fillmydarksoul]

Fucking hell, I watched the trailer. That is supposed to be you.

[theman_inred]

Might be me, might not. I never remember a time like that at all, so I have no clue.

[visestvita]

Well, it's good to know it isn't just me.

[theman_inred]

Someone stop the presses-- you and I actually agree on something. Well, there goes the world as we know it.

[visestvita]

Hell has frozen over, make way for the Four Horsemen, the apocalypse is nigh. Quite.

Still, I would argue that I have it worse.

[theman_inred]

Grab the beer and pizza, hide the women, because you never know when the demons will come barreling out of Hell, literally.

I think you win this round, though I've got my own poorly made movie too, Alby. Got lost on the internet somewhere, and I'm glad it has.

[reigunning]

Wow, that guy looks like a complete tool. And nowhere near as awesome.

[theman_inred]

I don't even remember ever being like that, either. So my guess is that they're remaking it as one of those "what if" kinda things. Either that or they've brainwashed some poor kid to thinking he's me.

[reigunning]

.... yeah, this is just weird, man. Though the fact that there are games about you is kinda cool, if what happened when I thought I was your son was any indication.

[theman_inred]

It'll be interesting to see how it turns out- the fans aren't too pleased at all, though. Something tells me this is gonna be a flop, unless we're missing info.

missing the point for $200, alex

[cannotemotealie]

MMAAAAANNNN look at those textures.

a++ emo, but fuck me i lol'd

[theman_inred]

Oh, they're interesting all right. Now if they'd actually put them to a good story, we might get somewhere.

wait for it :\

[rose_calamity]

...What.

lmfao poor Nero

[theman_inred]

That pretty much sums it up right there, kid.

haha he doesn't understand these WORLDLYOUTSIDE INFLUENCES he hardly understands outside fortuna :|a

[rose_calamity]

What did my eyes...

what.

fffffft welcome to the world of FOURTHWALLING, KID

[theman_inred]

You've got me there. Apparently that's me. Or someone who thinks he's me. Whatever the deal is, I never looked like that. Obviously someone's playing with the wrong colors here.