[failed!lock from Belarus]

[brightstarshero]

Okay, that virus thing was weird. Even weirder than the time I was forced to work France, and I don't work for France. Not to mention it's been a while since I relied on stuffy old England and his funny eyebrows, but hey, I was a cute and awesome kid back then! Wasn't I

Comments

[oneunderheaven]

You're not joking.

[brightstarshero]

Why would I be joking?

[oneunderheaven]

Exactly, only you would come up with such a plan and think it could actually work.

[brightstarshero]

It would work!

[francetabulous]

...Ameriquè, pardon- but that is probably one of the worst ideas I've ever heard, especially when it comes to un mademoiselle such as Belarus.

And there is nothing wrong with working for me, mon cher~! I know many who love it!

[brightstarshero]

You're just jealous because you didn't come up with it first!

Yeah right! I don't work for anyone but the good old red, white and blue! Which means me!

[francetabulous]

Non, I would have come up with something much better.

Ah, but you are not the only one who is red white and blue, mon cher~ I have the same colors as well. We worked well together in gaining your independence after all, from Angleterre, non?

[brightstarshero]

Oh yeah? Like what?

........ my red white and blue is better.

[gluttonforpasta]

You can't marry a map. A map can't say "I do!"

[brightstarshero]

She can pretend it does.

[gluttonforpasta]

That does not sound like a real marriage.

[brightstarshero]

Well I can't marry her.

[brightstarshero]

Of course I'll try! And it'll work!

[brightstarshero]

Don't be ridiculous, my plans never fail!

[losturtemper]

...If you really are America, then I'm not proud to be American.

[brightstarshero]

Why wouldn't you be?! I'm the best country on Earth!

[losturtemper]

Because you're acting like a complete and utter fucking moron?

[brightstarshero]

Hey hey, I'm just trying to get out of marrying Belarus! Who would want to marry her anyway?