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[last5secondswin]

STOP!

STARTING!

FIRES!

I'm a teacher's assistant, not a fireman!

EDIT:
Because of fires, we've lost about a quarter of our soccer balls and two nets. STOP SETTING THINGS ON FIRE IT MAKES THEM BURN!

Comments

[morethanabot]

I think the crazy Janitor is on fire along with the Tool shed.

[last5secondswin]

NOT AGAIN!
[He's off to bodyslam Crocker and the Tool shed, whichever he finds first.]

[morethanabot]

Thank you!

...

The Janitor Deserves it...

[last5secondswin]

[And he returns, covered in ashes.]
Uh...Do you know where Crocker is?

[quicksavensmoke]

if we stop causing fires you won't have anything to do...

[last5secondswin]

I'll have my job to do!

[quicksavensmoke]

We're keeping you busy!

[last5secondswin]

With something that I shouldn't have to do! EVER!

[themixedsky]

....The technology launched a sneak attack and is destroying all my paperwork.

Sorry.

[last5secondswin]

AWAAAAH!
[And now a Suguru appears! Flying body slam!]

[themixedsky]

[ Moves from where he was pouring vodkawater on the fire and just watches. hmm. There goes another desk. ]

You're such an inspiration to us all you know?

[last5secondswin]

[And he's gonna spend a second, just...gently smoking and on a pile of red hot splinters. Then he gets up!]
Aww, thanks! It's the least I can do...Even if it's not my job at all!

[burningcourage]

Fires!?

[last5secondswin]

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

[burningcourage]

What!? No way!

[last5secondswin]

You probably didn't notice, because I keep putting them out before everyone dies.

[gluttonforpasta]

Why are there so many fires??

[last5secondswin]

I DON'T KNOW! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

[gluttonforpasta]

THIS ISN'T GOOD. At least the stoves lighting stuff up makes sense!

[last5secondswin]

Exactly! WHY ARE THE SOCCER BALLS ON FIRE!?