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[fillmydarksoul]

Listen up, ducks! This is actually my first year celebrating the human holiday Christmas. Usually, I just get Dante a pizza and tell him that he doesn't have to clean the shop for New Years. But, this year, I actually have a ~*~ boyfriend ~*~ and I need to get him something other than sex, because apparently you just can't give that. A little kid

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/delivers fuck yeah assholeisms

[here_ichiichi]

Oi I know the best gift for the guy.

[fillmydarksoul]

... Oh yeah?

[here_ichiichi]

Yeah totally.
Dump 'em. It's for the best an' all.

[fillmydarksoul]

Figures that you wouldn't be helpful.

[jagan_glare]

Which album are you looking for? Queen's pretty legendary.

[fillmydarksoul]

The greatest hits, actually. Especially Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy.

[jagan_glare]

That works. That, or I can go one rarer and try to nab you the vinyl for A Day at the Races, since that's the album your particular song's on.

[philogynous]

I think I've heard of that band... I didn't know you had a boyfriend.

[fillmydarksoul]

They're legendary, you would have to live under a rock not to know them.

Yeah! Not many people know, so don't worry about it.

[philogynous]

I just know they're an American band... I wonder if that means you live in America.

He must be very lucky to have a pretty lady like you to be his girlfriend.

[fillmydarksoul]

It depends where work takes me, really. But, yeah, I usually live with my partner in the States.

Aww, you're kind of sweet ♥! You're right, everyone is lucky to have some Trish in their lives.