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[keep_surviving]

Huh. Don’t remember bookmarking this site. Drama Drama… Duck? Is this like Duck Duck Goose or something? I kind of outgrew that years ago. Eh. It’s not like I can keep track of how many sites I’ve got bookmarked anyway.

Introductions go first. I’m Chris, and I probably shouldn’t be surfing the Net while I’m on the clock. Don’t tell my bosses (er, if

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[theman_inred]

Heh. If they had some of those cards, I'm sure my shop would be full of them.

It's been a while, Chris. I was wondering where the hell you and Claire went off to, especially because of what's been happening lately.

[keep_surviving]

...Okay. how do you know who I am and who my sister is? Because I've never seen this site before, or talked to anyone on here. Tell me what the heck's going on here!

Geez.

1/2 BRACE YOURSELF CHRIS, THIS IS GONNA HURT.

[theman_inred]

You know me, Chris-

...wait a second.

[theman_inred]

They weren't kidding when they said if you leave this place, you forget everything.

All right then, I'll make this quick- though I doubt I really can, especially at a time like this.

Name's Dante. You and I used to talk and have drinks together before you disappeared. I know your partner, Sheva, that's how I got to meet you. There's a few people from your world on here too, Rebecca and Leon are the ones that I know- well, I know Birkin and Wesker too, not fun to meet in person but still fun as hell to annoy.

Oh and yeah- that's another thing. This place connects different worlds and universes together. Sounds crazy, and it is, but it's true.

[last5secondswin]

Uh... when I save the world, I go back to my house and wait to do it again. I've had a lot of thank you parties, but, uh...they got boring.

[keep_surviving]

Hey, at least you get parties. I get more work. Not that I'm complaining. Compared to Africa, everything else is easy. ...Okay, easier but still.

What'd you save the world from? Y'know. Out of curiosity.

[last5secondswin]

Uh...Well, yeah, but it sucks. 'Cos no one likes me. They only like what I uh...do.

Uh...Today or do you want the whole list?

[keep_surviving]

Which is save the world. Yeah. Hurts when what you do is more important than you. I can kind of understand the feeling.

...You're joking. Right?

[little_exorcist]

Shopping!

[keep_surviving]

I guess? I mean, I don't shop unless I have to. But I can see how it's relaxing for some people.

[little_exorcist]

It's fun to shop with a friend. And it's very distracting.

[maraihi]

Hi Chris!

Unfortunately, you don't get much for saving the world. Besides being not dead.

[keep_surviving]

Any day I'm not dead is a good day. And any day where the world's not destroyed is good, too.

[maraihi]

Sounds good then.

[touchofgenius]

Huh. Welcome back Redfield. So good to see you again.

How's Claire?

[keep_surviving]

Again? What is with everyone here? I've never met any of you people!

...I don't see how my sister is any business of yours.

[touchofgenius]

Hm... Well, this promises to be very fun indeed.

Claire and I go way back. No need to be so protective.

[keep_surviving]

Mind translating that into English there, buddy?

Let me guess. You're another ex-Umbrella psycho. ...Birkin. Am I wrong?