Open for business \o

[untanglesknots]

Hello everyone! I made a lot of Hello Kitty Water Wings! They're very adorable, and they help you float in water! I'm currently selling them for two dollars apiece, with the community standard exchange rate! Just pay the delivery team and you'll receive a pair of water wings as soon as possible! They're very high quality and fit almost everyone

Comments

[magicalminuki]

Oh, how cute!

[untanglesknots]

Aren't they, aru!

[magicalminuki]

I would take one, but I already know how to swim!

[untanglesknots]

Oh! I'm sure you can swim very well, aru!

[mindoverchaos]

Why.

The real answer: for the lolz XD

[untanglesknots]

Because I think they're very very cute, aru!

I got that XD ...but Jean currently has a migraine of doom so she's kinda not her usual 'angel' self

[mindoverchaos]

It's so bright.

oh, poor jean. China suggests tea.

[untanglesknots]

Well, this is only the first attempt. If it's too bright, I can tone it down for the next model, aru.

[maraihi]

I have two kids.

Are they toxic?

[untanglesknots]

Really? Would they like a set?

No! They're absolutely safe! I promise!

[maraihi]

It could be good for swimming.

[untanglesknots]

That's what they're supposed to be good for, aru! To help people learn to swim.

Awwwwww

[bluespring]

Don't those usually cost more?

[untanglesknots]

Yes, they do! But I thought since I got the idea from here, I should give the people here a discount!

[bluespring]

Fair enough.

[untanglesknots]

Would you like one?

[ariseintheeast]

...

[untanglesknots]

Hello. Do you want one?

HE'S TRYING SO HARD TO NOT SAY YES

[ariseintheeast]

...no.

[untanglesknots]

What do you want, then?