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[tiedbyfate]

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Because I fail at addition ._.

[touchofgenius]

72.

[touchofgenius]

It's a disease on my world that turns people into zombies. It's highly infectious, mostly thanks to the fact that they like the taste of human flesh.

So, you cheated death, essentially. Shame you can't do that in my world...

I can understand wanting to create an army of zombies. I can even understand not-as-dead-looking zombies creating an army of zombies. What I can't understand is why you're trying to stop him. Wouldn't he make the world a better place for your kind?

[tiedbydestiny]

He's got a HUGE bounty on him, that's why! MAN these guys are worth a lot.

We hunt them to make money to pay off our loans. If we default on a payment... well, if I wanted to die, I wouldn't have taken the deal in the first place!

[tiedbydestiny]

And he's NOT 'our kind'. I don't kill innocent people just for the fun of it!

[touchofgenius]

Ah, so this has nothing to do with any sort of morality. You're just in it for the money. That sounds a bit more reasonable.

I don't kill innocent people for fun either. I do it for science. And personally, I don't think your current prey is doing it just for fun either.

[tiedbyfate]

He's doing it because he thinks he's better than everyone else. It's pathetic.

[touchofgenius]

...He really does sound like a friend of mine.

[tiedbyfate]

You're friends with someone like him?

[touchofgenius]

I created him, actually. Caused quite a bit of trouble in my world for a number of years.

[tiedbyfate]

You...did what?

Why? Why did you do that?

Don't you fucking come near me, you creep. I'll kill you.

[touchofgenius]

He asked me to. We were friends long before I turned him into a Tyrant.

Why? Scared of a little needle?

[tiedbyfate]

He asked you to turn him into an undead freak?

I'm not fucking scared of you.

[touchofgenius]

Oh yes. Some of his brothers had to be forced, but he was most willing... He always did want to be a god. And I could give that to him. Such a shame immortality didn't come with the package.

Most of the people that refer to me as a "creep" do it out of fear. Sorry for misunderstanding.

[tiedbyfate]

Aren't gods sort of immortal by definition? If there's anything more pathetic than some idiot who thinks a bit of muscle makes him a god, I can't think of anything.

I called you a creep because you are one. And I meant it when I said I'd kill you if I ever see you.

[touchofgenius]

He was sort of immortal. But lava will kill most people.

[tiedbyfate]

That's like being 'sort of' pregnant, you do realize?