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[touchofgenius]

I know I shouldn’t be wasting my time doing silly things online, especially considering I have several calls that I should be making at the moment, but my wife is worried that I’m going to work until I fall over dead, so showing her that I do, in fact, know how to relax might put her fears at ease

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[visestvita]

Isn't this interesting...

Now, really, continuing to research online is still work, Birkin.

[[strikes are hackable]]

[visestvita]

It'd detract from my allure, and all that.

If I recall correctly, you did it to prolong your life. It worked, but it resulted in some quite horrific mutations. And in the end it didn't do much for you.

[touchofgenius]

I was worried you were going to say something like that. Maybe I should work on making the mutations less violent? Well, I guess that wouldn't help much in an explosion, would it?

...I suppose this is why man shouldn't be allowed to know of their death.

[visestvita]

Hard to say. You might've had more chance to escape if you hadn't been to all intents and purposes a giant blob.

I suppose so. But steps might be taken to prevent it. That'll need looking into.

[touchofgenius]

So, not only did I die, I died a giant blob? I know you said "mutation" but... That's slightly more extreme than I was picturing in my head.

Well, you know much more about cheating death than I do, so I'll leave the research up to you.

[visestvita]

I'm afraid so. That's where your perfect G-virus got you. When I said mutations, I did mean several, each worse than the last.

If all goes well, I might work something out.

[touchofgenius]

...Was that your way of getting back at me for the sunglasses remark? Because that really stung.

My life quite literally depends on it.

[visestvita]

As if I would be so petty. I just tell it as it is.