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[speedolightning]

Jeez.

Okay, uh. So.

A friend of mine wants to know just how many... how did he put it?

"Villains, self-professed or otherwise." Yeah, that was it.

How many of them regularly use this thing.

I guess you could call it a roll call? Or a census? I dunno. But help would be appreciated.

dammit, Bats, do your own damn detective work

((OOC: Yes,

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[enigmaestro]

You're kidding.

[speedolightning]

Unfortunately, no. I'm not.

[enigmaestro]

I didn't know you were the Bat-lapdog.

Fetch.

[speedolightning]

Am not.

[thejackal_is_in]

I suppose it would really count on what one's definition of a villain is, and whether or not it one can really see themselves as it~ What do you believe a villain is, hm?

[speedolightning]

Yeah, that's true. I am being a little too clear-cut about this.

As for my definition... well, there's the perfect world scenario and then there's the realistic scenario. The first one is they way I wish it were, and the second is the way it really is. More complicated than I'd like, anyway.

[thejackal_is_in]

And those scenarios would be?

[speedolightning]

...well, in a perfect perfect world, there wouldn't be any crime at all.

In the one I meant, everything would be black and white... it would be obvious who were the heroes and who were the villains, and there wouldn't even be any questions about it.

Realistically, it's not nearly as simple. There are people who commit crimes, sure, but the reasoning behind it is often... complicated.

Sometimes, though, it is obvious.

[tyki_tock]

One wonders how many villains will post claiming to be so?

[speedolightning]

I know it's a long shot, but there are whack jobs that are really proud of being the bad guy.

[tyki_tock]

Now, now, I'm not a whack job.

[speedolightning]

...

Well you might not think so, but I'm sure there's someone out there who would disagree.

[Voice forever~]

[tntandgasoline]

Do you really think anyone's going to post here telling you that they're villains?

I'll give you a freebie, though - I admire the honesty. No sneaking around, asking veiled questions? Nice of you.

[speedolightning]

...

crap crap crap should've expected that

You know what, I'm not really sure what I was thinking. He told me to keep an eye on stuff, and I've never been good at subtlety. He knows that.

Hell, everyone knows that. I'm the straightforward type.

((OOC: Strikes unhackable))

[tntandgasoline]

No no no no, don't take it the wrong way. I admire the honesty, really and truly. Hard to find this day and age, especially with - hah - with your type.

[speedolightning]

...Thanks.

[bluespring]

The commenter above, with the makeup. There's a... creature named Richard, the one who posted about chocolate covered in blood. I'd consider Azula a villain. Megatron and the other Decepticons.

I'm sure there are others, but those are the ones who come to mind.

[speedolightning]

See, that's all I was looking for. Don't know why everyone has to go beating around the bush.

Thanks.

Did we talk before? I'm sorry if I'm forgetting you.

[bluespring]

Only a few times. I'm Karen Minazuki. I changed my username, so that could be throwing you off.

[speedolightning]

Oh right, that's what did it. Well hi again, Karen.