I found this job advert on craigs list today and yes it it real!

[dragonwolf82]

I need someone to Act as my friend

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[brown_eyedgrrl]

Interesting. I can't say anything else, lest I offend someone.

[myq13]

What happens if you look directly at Grandmom? Will you go blind? Will she fly into a territorial rage? Will all life on earth end?