Dear Santa...

[upbeatsoul]

{{Public; English, Mandarin, Cantonese, very very shitty Spanish (in case Santa's Hispanic)}}Dear Santa

Comments

[honorandapenis]

What if Santa is Japanese?

[upbeatsoul]

OMFGGGGG THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE. :(

....poopies.

[Filter: Japanese]

[honorandapenis]

Dear Santa,

I've been good this year! Or- I will be good for the rest of this year! I HAD TO STEAL FROM THAT MAN. GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, YUNNO? He wouldn't miss it, really! ;______; My compy brokeeeee.

So...hook me up, Big C! ♥

I want:
~~ A plane ticket to Buenos Aries please!
~~ A new belt pouch for all sorts of nifty stuff! LIKE THE KIND BATMAN HAS OMFKNDSGH-
~~ Goggles so I don't poke my eyes out doing alchemy and stuff, yunno? Blind Rikku is blind. :(
~~ For Yunie to get whatever she wants~
~~ For Cid to keep being Cid
~~ A chick for Brother, because I don't think he'll get one on his own.
~~ All kinds of junk so I can make new things
~~ My friends to be happy.
~~ To visit the other Al Bheds!

I know you can do it, I believe in you! Go go go! Arriba!

LOVEEEEEE,
Rikku~!

P.S. I would leave cookies and stuff, but Cid and Brother will eat them. :( You can get Brother some real ugly chick then, that'll teach him!

[Filter: English]
♥ It kinda would. Or Chinese, considering so many toys come from there.

English

[upbeatsoul]

♥

Maybe his elves are Chinese! Minimum wageeeee.

english or gtfo?;

[timeswanderer]

Wow.

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas as well as you do.

ENGLISH OR DIEEE

[upbeatsoul]

8D Just think about what you really really want at the moment, yunno?

[timeswanderer]

Well, what I really want right now isn't exactly material so that doesn't work. Maybe I could get you to write me a wishlist instead? :P

[upbeatsoul]

Material? I don't think one of my wishes were material either, but okiedokie! I'll write it for you! 8D

Spanish

[deleroi]

What? I can't read this.

Shitty Spanish~

[upbeatsoul]

Si, senora!

Spanish

[deleroi]

Ducks fly in eight squares of blue.

Shitty spanish

[upbeatsoul]

Como se dice "HIYA I'M RIKKU~" en espanol??? D8

[speakwithhands]

It would be very neat to have a belt like Batman's!

[upbeatsoul]

[speakwithhands]

It does have many things that would be very useful... I want to try out the batarang the most!

[upbeatsoul]

Yeah!! I wonder how he fits all those grenades in such a itty bitty space. :( I can't even do that with my pouch!

[English]

[couragefollows]

You should really work on your Spanish. ...most of that wasn't even close.

Also, I don't think you really want to sleep with that man's mother.

English

[upbeatsoul]

;_______; Really? Hispanic Santa won't understand my letter then, huh?

Eh??!

English

[couragefollows]

He probably knows English, anyway. Most of the world does.

This:

[Spanish]

I would like to make love to your mother.

[English]

means "I would like to make love to your mother."

Re: English

[upbeatsoul]

D:

hskl;fh;pgh'asgh! >(((((((