Morning, 11 April.

[dragon_empath]

[Lance is doing his rounds of the town's pets with a cheerful smile and a bounce in his step. He'll be going around to all the houses with pets (including his own) and ... well, checking up on said 'pets', in terms of whatever that might mean and whatever, er, discipline his droned state might feel is necessary toward unruly 'animals'. Feel free to

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[dont4gethewitch]

[This time the lady of the house is the first to open the door.

Oh fun. More people to come look at the loud mouth giant frog.]

[dragon_empath]

Good morning, Mrs Oxenstiernas~

I'm just here for Wart's checkup. How has he been?

[dont4gethewitch]

[Scribble, scribble.

"Obnoxious."]

[dragon_empath]

[Lance laughs hollowly.]

Oh, animals just sometimes need a firm hand. Is he in the backyard?

[bornwithskison]

[There is a Norwegian staring out from the window. Along side of him is his little Buhund puppy--As for Mog, he's doing something else.

W-Why do strange people show up on his lawn.]

[dragon_empath]

[Lance spots him and waves cheerfully.] Ah, Mr Gjelstads! Just here to see Mog!

[And then he spots the puppy. You may or may not want him to get hold of it.] Oh, a new dog? How cute! I may as well give him a checkup too, since I'm here.

[bornwithskison]

Mog is fine.

[A pause as he follows his gaze, and he holds the puppy a bit closer.] She, and she's in perfect health. [What protectiveness?]

...I just bought her the other day.

[dragon_empath]

Oh, I imagine she's had her shots, then. But has she been neutered? We don't need too many dogs running rampant all over the town, after all.

[noneed_2worry]

[Dawn is wandering about on her own rounds to look at the various animal denizens of Mayfield, when she bumps into Lance heading in the other direction. She blinks a few times, and then points at him, her mouth gaping wide open in surprise.]

"Y-you're... Lance, aren't you! Lance of the Elite Four! Oh my gosh! Here in Mayfield! Oh wow! Um, um...!"

[Fumbles around for some paper and a pen, thrusting them toward him as she bows her head in awkward reverence.]

"Can I have your autograph!"

... ilu. <33

[dragon_empath]

[Lance just smiles that eerily blank/cheerful smile.]

Damn, isn't it? How are you today?

Eeeeeeeeeee, fangirl fangirl fangirl

[noneed_2worry]

[Blinks.]

"Uh... Dawn, actually. But wow! It's really you! How long have you been here? Do you have any of your dragon Pokemon back yet? Can I see them? I've always wanted to see a Dratini up close!"

FFF MOST EPIC TYPO EVER /fails

[dragon_empath]

[He doesn't even blink at his mistake.] Of course.

[And chuckles hollowly without losing the smile.] Dragons? You do have an imagination!

[dynamic_may_lee]

For the last time, it's not real. It's a stuffed lion.

D'you know what the drones see Sakutaro as?

[dragon_empath]

Now now, Mrs Prochainezo, we're a little old for make-believing about stuffed toys, don't you think?

I... have no clue. You may need to PM the mun, orz.

[dynamic_may_lee]

Suit yourself.

[artwithknives]

[opening the door and so tempted to shut it]

Uh...?

[dragon_empath]

[Have a scarily fixed smile.]

Good morning, Shiki. I'm just here to check up on Charlie; is he around the back?

[artwithknives]

Are you supposed to be the vet or something?

[dragon_empath]

[And a chuckle.]

Ah, youth and their little games. Don't worry, I'll take as good care of Charlie as I have all these years.