Gift of greetings

[dragon_viet]

Party favors

Comments

[red_underthebed]

Everyone is so lively here... *Ivan casts his gaze to a faint neon glow in the far corner of the room and wonders how his cake got to the party before he did*

[OOC: LATE PLAYER IS LATE. orz]

[chairman_yao]

*reassuring smile*

I really do. *the scorpion bobs twice, soaks up the punch and sinks slowly*

if you can't beat 'em

[dragon_viet]

Could... I try just a sip?

[dragon_viet]

*blushes with embarrassment now*

uh... um... I mean...
There are little red and cold lucky PROPAGANDA communist umbrellas...? *weakly*

[red_underthebed]

In that case, it should be fine. It is a party after all! I'd like some with my punch too~

[OOC: good night! I'm going to bed now.]

[dragon_viet]

*in light of recent events has sort of forgotten her original plan*

... oh... you do... *watches in a strange sort of horror as Ivan pours himself some punch*

[let her plans get ahead of herself lol]

[chairman_yao]

*adds a scorpion to Ivan's punch helpfully*

This is how Vietnam prefers them to be served apparently~

[dragon_viet]

*her horror might have just increased tenfold*
*her pride then kicks into gear*
{scorpions might be delicious, but they can't taste good soggy and in punch!}

H-hey! That can't taste good. Let me grab you another on--

{wait... What is Yao planned this? What if this is a ploy to come to better terms with Russia. He just wants to spite me!} *her paranoia again*

*narrows her eyes* {you won't be getting closer to Ivan if I can help it}

*marches forward determinedly *

[chairman_yao]

*sees his sister marching over and has a flash of inspiration*

I know what you are thinking Viet and I am one step ahead of you!

*upends the whole tray of scorpions into the punch bowl*

[red_underthebed]

*Ivan is not particularly happy about the additions, but he isn't about to insult Vietnam's drink recipes or show fear in front of Yao. He takes a defiant sip of his punch*

The addition of scorpions to a party standby? An interesting idea...revolutionary, really.

[chairman_yao]

*is grudgingly impressed at Ivan's embrace of the scorpion way*

Revolutionary Punch. *laughs* I like it. It sounds like a special attack, delivered to America's genitals.

[red_underthebed]

*laughs too* The world knows he needs one.

[chairman_yao]

*bragging* I threw a dodgeball at his crotch you know. He whined like a dog. It was fantastic.

[dragon_viet]

*smiles to cover her confusion*
Ivan &hearts, Wong. When did you two... get to be so... comfortable with each other?

[red_underthebed]

I do know...I was there. *coughs a little* One of Alfred's finer moments, if I may say so.

A shared hatred of America is something we can all unite under, Viet. I'm sure you agree.

[chairman_yao]

You were? *has a sudden flashback to panda suits, jackhammer knees and walloping pipes* OH. YES. YOU WERE. *heroically shakes off the resentment in favour of taking more pot shots at America* ...Then did you also see me shove flaming incense sticks up his nose? *cackles*