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[draggedtodeath]

This ... was unexpected.

Explanation?

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[lostafalseheart]

This should be delightful.

As others have given you explanation, I'll merely bid you welcome to the special hell, sweetheart.

My most sincere apologies for your arrival.

[lostafalseheart]

I meant further, darling. And I cannot speak for anyone's actions but my own, though I am sorry for the consequences of them.

And here is where we reach the impasse of being polite enough.

Do not speak directly to me in such a manner. I do not care what you say to others, as it is none of my business. But you will not speak to me of my sister in such terms. I do not condone her actions, but she is my family and I have no wish to hear such things.

I have been nothing but polite to you, darling. And you will be the same.

[draggedtodeath]

You just won't stop talking will you.

Do not assume I will reflect whatever discourse you show me, woman. I need not your time nor respect.

[lostafalseheart]

It's a talent.

Then you may have neither. The best of luck with settling in, darling.

[draggedtodeath]

Now you go away.

[Filter: Theseus]

[lostafalseheart]

He's probably a bit flustered, what with dying and arriving in this lovely hellhole. And I don't imagine I'm the most welcome of company, old man.

It's deeply tragic, really.

[Filter: Theseus]

[lostafalseheart]

Well, if that's what you wish for I suppose I am rather handy to have around upon occasion.

There's no living without it? It's either sex or death?

[Filter: Theseus]

[lostafalseheart]

Right back at you, old man.

And perhaps he's asexual. It happens - or so I've heard.

Though a good whore might've done the trick.

[Filter: Theseus]

[lostafalseheart]

What is it they call it these days - a fluke genetic mutation?

Only the best for your darling boy, sweetheart?

[Filter: Theseus]

[lostafalseheart]

Genetic mutations? Yes, they exist.

I think that's a lovely idea, darling. Though I have no personal need of one. Though I do thank you for thinking of me. I would, however, like a video recording of his reaction.