FIC: Plucked (R)

[dracotops_mods]

Title: Plucked
Author: sausaged
Prompt: # 161
Summary: Potter has been acting a little skittish and bitchy lately and Draco is seriously tired of his shit.
Rating: R
Warning(s): Lots of cussing and mentions of dicks. Alternate universe: a world without Voldemort. No actual sex occurs nor any use of British English because author is Canadian and she's sort

Comments

[gracerene]

Cute!
I was wondering how you were going to explain the egg-laying, and the Wishling concept is so interesting.

[sausaged]

thank you for reading! :)) i was hoping to be able to expand on the wishlings a little more, but i feel like i would've never ended the fic if i continued to add things onto it!

[kurosaki_ami]

This is... What is this? Hahaha, so weird! But I liked it a lot, nonetheless. Am I weird?
I was really looking forward to reading this when the prompt was claimed, I remember I thought it was the strangest prompt in this fest - i still think so. I laughed with the last lines. And now I'm really curious as to what happens after this. Will they hatch an egg together? And, well, what did really happen when Harry slept in the Wishlings nest?
Hum...
Thank you for sharing!

[sausaged]

if you're weird for reading it, i don't know what i'd be for writing it! haha

thank you for reading! :) and goodness, i wondered what was going on with harry when he crawled into a wishling next, too. geez, what was he thinking!

[0idontknow0]

I want to see what happens when it hatches! I'm so curious. This was really interesting.

Now I want all sort of Draco/Harry egg laying fics to read.

[sausaged]

i hope they do some really domestic and funny things like taking turns watching it at night or something... like how harry wants to go to gryffindor chess night and asks draco to watch the egg, but then he become ridiculously worried that he and draco decides to play board games all night instead. idk

thanks for reading!

[fyernaice]

Noooooo, you can’t end it like that!!! This was too good, and if you haven’t gotten it yet, I wished there was more (pouting…with the puppy dog eyes). When I wrote the prompt, I knew it was utter silliness, and didn’t expect anyone brave enough to take it on. When I learnt that it had been claimed, I was thoroughly shocked and believed that the fic would be complete crack. Imagine my surprise that you actually got something that is so amazing instead of simple silliness. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to figure out how you came with something so elaborate out of my prompt, but I am tremendously pleased. Thank you for being daring so as to claim the prompt and thank you for sticking with it and writing such an amazing story. Hopefully, there will be more? I always say that the best stories are those that leave the audience wanting for more. I most definitely would love more of this

[sausaged]

ahhhh!!! thank you for reading and enjoying! :))

i wish i could've written more, too! but oh god, i suck at finishing long fics but i really love all your prompts. i especially love the silly ones because i feel like they can be so much more. and i love challenges, too. :)

there were so many things i wanted to put into this fic, but i didn't manage to because it would've taken even longer for me to stare at the screen and hoping that it will just write whatever is in my brain. but ahhh! i'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[capitu]

That was so crazy, but I liked it! :D Just what was Harry thinking, dreaming at that nest of Wishlings?? :D Hahaha. Obviously about Draco's, well!

I'd love to see what happens next. :D And what comes out of the egg! Lol

[sausaged]

yay! thanks for reading!

xD god i havent thought that far. what WILL come out of the egg?