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FIC: Be Prepared (NC-17)

Apr 06, 2014 01:30

Title: Be Prepared
Author: birdsofshore
Prompt: # 4
Summary: Draco was just trying to have a quiet bath. Now Potter has some explaining to do.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): (highlight for details): *Major consent issues, although everyone has a mighty fine time. Sneaky!Harry. Voyeurism. Ridiculousness.*
Word Count: ~3600
Author's Notes: Dear traintracks, you leave the best ( Read more... )

kink: bottoming-from-the-top, fic length: one shot, kink: voyeurism, type: fic, author: birdsofshore, [admin] fest-2014, rating: nc-17, fic length: short, kink: masturbation, kink: dub-con

Comments 73

zeitgeistic April 5 2014, 17:42:50 UTC

This fic! Harry's questionable logic just kills me. I love it!

birdsofshore May 10 2014, 07:02:36 UTC

Hee, thank you! Harry's rational mind went on holiday during this fic. He could only concentrate on one thing.

zeitgeistic May 10 2014, 15:05:55 UTC

Could you blame him? lol

slowroad April 5 2014, 18:02:28 UTC

This is so funny and so bloody hot! It pays to be prepared, indeed. God! That cracked me up. Great job, MA.

birdsofshore May 10 2014, 07:03:02 UTC

Thank you! *beams* I'm very happy you liked it.

traintracks April 5 2014, 18:04:46 UTC

He still didn't know what the hell was going on here. He only knew that Potter's thighs were trembling and taut against his, Potter's hands were gripping the edge of the bath, and his stomach was quivering. GUH, that is such a deliciously hot image! I love smut paired with humor, and this delivered on both counts! Thank you so much, MA, for taking my prompt and running with it! Maybe Draco can slip on some spilled potions ingredients some time, tumble into Potter (whose trousers he grips and yanks down to try to stop himself from falling), and get a repeat performance. ;-) :-)

birdsofshore May 10 2014, 07:04:28 UTC

Smut and humour FTW! Thank you for a wonderful prompt. I had such a lot of fun writing this, and I like your suggestions for further scenarios, heh.

helenadax April 5 2014, 18:17:13 UTC

LOL, this was awesome! Harry's logic was hilarious, especially because he was saying all those things while impalled on Draco XD And the smut was so, so good ;) Great job!

birdsofshore May 10 2014, 07:05:31 UTC

It is really hard to come up with good excuses while Draco Malfoy's cock is up your arse. Poor Harry.

I'm very happy you liked it, thank you!

capitu April 5 2014, 18:45:47 UTC

OMG. LOVE! The crazy thing is, I can perfectly see Harry thinking this might work. LOL

I love his explanation as to how suspicious Draco seemed. I mean, really!

Draco rolled his eyes. “Hmm, let's think. Towel and shampoo. Going in the direction of the bathroom. No, no ideas at all what I could have had in mind.”

Potter looked serious. “I thought you might be plotting something, OK?”

“What? Like strangling someone with a towel? Poisoning them with my shampoo?”

“I couldn't be sure.” Potter shook his head and drops of water fell onto Draco's chest. “I prefer not to take any chances.”

LOL I bet Harry was really trying to convince himself that's what he was doing. While being all lubed and stretched, naturally. LOL

And then when he finally saw he was taking it too far with the Gurdyroots he was all, 'yeah OK. Just on the off chance.'

SUCH a darling story, so sweet, and hot and absolutely delightful. Loved this. :D Thank you so much, mystery author!

birdsofshore May 10 2014, 07:07:54 UTC

LOL, I don't know how you always spot me. I'm going to surprise you, one of these days, I swear.

I'm very happy you enjoyed this, dear. It made me hoot thinking up the different excuses for what Harry had done.