Mild success with a dash of cilantro.

[dracolicious]

Accompanying Shane and Charles for an afternoon of picking out a painfully eclectic mishmash of home furnishings is further testament to my bountiful supply of patience. My tongue may be permanently scarred from nearly biting it in half during the course of the outing, but I feel it was worth it to reassure myself that I have better taste than

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[boywholives]

And maybe I'm interested in watching you prance about the kitchen in an apron. Maybe I'm interested in bending you over the kitchen table one day while you're wearing only an apron.

[dracolicious]

Now, darling, didn't we just have a conversation about the cleanliness of used furniture?

[boywholives]

The table can be easily wiped off.

[dracolicious]

And the sofa? Future generations will be scouring that thing to no avail.

[boywholives]

We'll buy new ones before we die.