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[dracolicious]

Come here, pet. Let's go outside and look at all of the pretty flowers your Papa planted in the garden, all right? Daddy and Papa have something we'd like to talk to you about. You can finish up your mermaid movie when we're done . . . that's Daddy's good girl

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[boywholives]

Of course you can help me take care of Daddy. I'm going to need lots and lots of help, too.

[boywholives]

Such as? Name one thing that we haven't done for our kids. One.

[dracolicious]

I could have sucked it up and behaved in a motherly way.

[boywholives]

I'm still waiting for that one thing.

[dracolicious]

Breastfeeding, you cruel, cruel thing.

[boywholives]

No, you twit, there's nothing we haven't given our kids that any other normal parents have! They are healthy, happy, and aren't missing a thing in their lives.

[dracolicious]

Read this article and tell me we haven't deprived either of them by forcing artificial rubbish down their throats! I AM A HORRIBLE FATHE4R02OIYT8FWC

[dracolicious]

Thank you. I needed that.

[boywholives]

You listen to me, Draco Lucien Malfoy-Potter. There is nothing that we have done wrong where our kids are concerned. Breastfeeding...big deal! Some newborns can't even tolerate breastmilk! How do you explain that? Hmm? Think those parents were big fat failures, too? Well they weren't. End of discussion.

[dracolicious]

Really?

[boywholives]

Yes.