Merlin preserve me.

[dracolicious]

We received a knock on the door this morning from the Muggle authorities informing us that an anonymous source had spotted a dangerous wild animal in our yard, and that they were going to need to search the property in an attempt to capture it. The ferocious beast in question was only Potter, of course, but I feigned shock and surprise as well as

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[boywholives]

I'm starving - you? I could really sink my teeth into nice, crisp bacon butty right about now...

[monsieurmalfoy]

I am not just anyone, Draco. I am your Father.

[dracolicious]

And unfortunately, even you have been compromised in the past. Anyone means anyone.

[boywholives]

You mean a sperm donor. Big difference.

[monsieurmalfoy]

Such hostility, Mr. Potter. That will wreak havoc on your health, you realise.

[dracolicious]

He's healthy as can be, and has every intention of remaining that way.

[boywholives]

Yeah, I get loads of exercise by fucking your son.

[monsieurmalfoy]

Your sexual proclivities are of no concern to me, boy. Though, your incessant desire to constantly inform me of your supposed prowess is quite curious indeed.

[dracolicious]

Of course, because we all know Potter stops by for tea on a weekly basis and hands you a tidy list of everything we've been up to. Honestly.

[boywholives]

No worries, husband - dear old dad is just hard up.

What's the matter, Lucius, the Ministry keeping such a tight rein on you that you can't even go out for your weekly rentboy hunt?

[monsieurmalfoy]

I have been bereft since Draco's Mother was stolen from my loving arms. Indeed, I have not shared such intimate company with anyone but her since she gave me her hand in marriage those many years ago.

[dracolicious]

Well, perhaps it's time for you to find a nice young gold digger to occupy your days.

[dracolicious]

Potter! Enough, you know bloody well the kids are eavesdropping. Muffin's new vocabulary will take ages to sort out.

[monsieurmalfoy]

One mustn't blame Mr. Potter for his savagery. He was, after all, brought up by savages.

[dracolicious]

That bit I agree with.

[boywholives]

The savage is standing right here.