Ron's birthday party
Title: Ron’s birthday party
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG
Team: DEs
Prompt: Book
Word Count: 100
Summary: Trust Draco!?
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, once.
Notes: None
The crowd at Ron’s 21st danced with as much appreciation as they could muster for the band that strummed away on stage while poor Ron looked like he wanted the floor to open up and swallow him whole. Harry pulled a grinning Draco to one side furiously.
“This isn’t the band that was meant to appear,” Harry hissed angrily.
Draco looked appalled. “Isn’t it?”
“I ask you to do one thing, Draco: book the band!”
“Well stupid you for trusting a Slytherin,” replied Draco.
“Fuck you,” retorted Harry.
“Yes, about that… I was thinking we break in the new dildo tonight!”
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG
Team: DEs
Prompt: Book
Word Count: 100
Summary: Trust Draco!?
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, once.
Notes: None
The crowd at Ron’s 21st danced with as much appreciation as they could muster for the band that strummed away on stage while poor Ron looked like he wanted the floor to open up and swallow him whole. Harry pulled a grinning Draco to one side furiously.
“This isn’t the band that was meant to appear,” Harry hissed angrily.
Draco looked appalled. “Isn’t it?”
“I ask you to do one thing, Draco: book the band!”
“Well stupid you for trusting a Slytherin,” replied Draco.
“Fuck you,” retorted Harry.
“Yes, about that… I was thinking we break in the new dildo tonight!”