The deflowering of Harry Potter

[idontgiveafaux]

Title: The deflowering of Harry Potter [1/4]
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: R
Team: Death Eaters
Prompt: Amazement
Word Count: 100 x 6
Summary: Harry relives the nightmare of losing his virginity.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language
Notes: None

Comments

[sesheta_66]

Oh. My. GOD! That was soooo funny, beginning to end. The absolute best line, though? ... upon requesting a blow job he proceeded to nurse my cock and blow softly? *is still giggling*

Brilliant job, even if it is 33 for the DEs! After all, the great ficcage is the whole point, right? AWESOME!

*is still chuckling*

[charmed310]

*cracks up further!* Yes! Classic.

[idontgiveafaux]

::hugs:: glad you enjoyed it hon!! :D

Brilliant job, even if it is 33 for the DEs! After all, the great ficcage is the whole point, right? AWESOME!

yup. totally. i mean, i for one do not care about who wins this week or anything ::looks shifty::

[alaana_fair]

*dies laughing*

Oh, that was so good! Poor, poor, virgin Harry! And Draco casting spells all around for protection...

“What about protection?” gasped Harry.
Draco looked around pointedly. “Who do you expect to be coming?”
“…Both?”

God that just killed me! You rock!

And yay for the death eaters! You double rock!

[idontgiveafaux]

*g* glad you liked it!!

[charmed310]

I am PEEEINGGGGGG myself with laughter!!!!!

Oh CHRIST that's brilliant! One thousand points for the DEs for this and I'm an Auror

LOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sesheta_66]

*glares*

Okay, I know I said it was awesome, and even told you to come read it, but that's getting a little bit carried away!

[charmed310]

LOLZ!

S'okay... we hev a plenn

[idontgiveafaux]

::sidles up to charmed310:: you know, there are always openings in the death eaters team. and you get great bonuses, time off whenever you feel like it, so if you ever feel like switching allegiance, just do it ;)

[lackofmendacity]

Ahahahaha, poor poor Harry. *giggles madly*

You know, Draco was actually very sweet here, trying to make Harry feel comfortable (but eww... Gryffindor red and gold? *shudders*)

I loved Draco's shifty "And just so you know, that little uncomprehending moment wasn’t a sign of my stance on safe sex or anything." - heh. Sure, Draco. *g*

Goodness, that was a fucking hilarious read, so *glomps you*. :D

And double yay for... *counts* 33 points for the DEs!! *gropes you* ;)

[idontgiveafaux]

*g* i wanted draco to be sweet but also a little snarky with harry. and i know about the gryffindor red and gold! i felt traitorous for writing it ;)

the DE's are gonna WIN (hopefully)

[idontgiveafaux]

::looks forward to it::
& thanks :D