Motherfucker!

[dracko]

Back to France, for the wonderless task of clearing up my grandmother's home in Alsace so we can sell it. And we find that some crotch-dusting bunch of bladder polyps have stolen all eighteen of our Peligri rosé and white champagne! A good number of them where dedicated to me, damn it!

Comments

[corporal_esche]

So in France instead of breaking in and stealing your TVs they break in and steal your wine?

[dracko]

They didn't touch the wine, thank fuck.

[a_tannenbaum]

Welcome back. Every prophet is rejected in his own town.

I shouldn't joke too much, though. There's something about being robbed that arouses primal fury in me. It's a violation.