Like getting your engorged member slammed shut in the eye of an angry psychedelic God!

[dracko]

300 is like the antithesis of gay porn (i.e. The Punisher movie). It's art-house ultra-violence, it's ridiculous, often ludicrous, even pathetically persuasive (Triumph of the Will?) and for all the silly complaints it's getting, its writing and delivery is in no way worse than any of the Greek or Roman war epic poems I've had to read throughout my

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[corporal_esche]

300 is racist because the persians are BLACK

obviously if you want to make 300 PG-rated you're going to have to take out the BLACK people first, so everyone is white and equal and happy

also where do you find this shit.

[dracko]

internet

[dracko]

>catch frisbee

You have failed to catch the frisbee in time. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> what is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

>go north

You have been eaten by a grue.

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[mr_mitts]

get eaten by a faggot, pansy

[dracko]

MAYBE I WILL AND MAYBE I'LL EVEN LIKE IT!

THEN YOU'LL GET JEALOUS!

TWINK!

[j_a_n_u_s]

i think the most fucked up stuff i've ever seen on the internets has come from dracko :D

I'm still giggling in side from the first line in that PG version of 300.

I saw 300 in the IMAX not too long ago. I loved the cinematography/art direction/directing but the script was basically braveheart+gladiator+any other war movie

[dracko]

I try.

[mr_mitts]

fuck you thief

[dracko]

haha owned dickbag

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FROSTING!

[shapermc]

Yeah, I fell pretty much exactly the same about 300. I'm glad that there are more people getting what it really is. There's less hollywood bullshit than I expected.