023. First

[strange_tomato]

There was a first time for everything, right? Well, if you're lucky, there was. If you didn't just go for it and take advantage of every opportunity that presented itself to you, what was the point in even being alive?

There wasn't one. Not that he could see. So he would gladly seize any chance to elevate himself from that. Putting something into

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[madame_ugly]

*snicker* Now I'm thinking about the condom and dental floss again. (that's going to be one of those things that I remember at the most inappropriate time and start laughing, so people will give me The Look)

[strange_tomato]

Yeah, me too. It's a good go-to image if you're having a shitty day. There's nothing funnier than a condom crudely tied to a plant-like organ with a piece of (spearmint) dental floss, afterall.

[madame_ugly]

Ooh, you went with spearmint? Very refreshing choice. Cinnamon might lead to skin irritation.

[strange_tomato]

Cinnamon was too hot. The cool mellow minty sensation of spearmint is clearly the way to go. *snicker*

[music_simbol]

Heh heh heh.

I'm not surprised one bit by this. Ripp's middle name should probably be "experiental."

[strange_tomato]

You shouldn't be surprised. *grin* When it comes to the pleasure principle, whether it's sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, or what have you, Ripp's approach is always, "Yes, please." Or, more likely, "Fuck yeah!"

[kin_thalas]

Haha. Ripp will never forget this, that´s for sure.

[strange_tomato]

You're right. He definitely won't forget it. You never forget your first time. ;)