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Sex Table - The Smurfs - Prompts #4 and #18
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Author: benebu
Fandom: The Smurfs
Table: Sex. (link to Prompt Table)
Word Count: 100 each.
Title: The Lecture.
Characters/Pairing: Papa Smurf, mention of Snappy, Hefty and Brainy.
Prompt: Masturbation.
Rating: PG-13, if that.
Warnings: None.
Summary: It wasn't a lecture Papa Smurf exactly looked forward to giving
Notes: Unbetaed.
It wasn't a lecture Papa Smurf exactly looked forward to giving, but the time had come to yet again bring up the subject of smurfin'. He couldn't very well let Snappy Smurf or Hefty Smurf explode with frustration, and while Brainy Smurf was free to smurf - or, as the case may be, not smurf - whatever he wanted in the privacy of his own mushroom, it wouldn't do to let him persuade his fellow Smurfs that masturbating was an immoral activity that a smurfy Smurf would do well to smurf away from.
Clearing his throat, Papa Smurf began, "My dear Smurfs…"
Title: Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Characters/Pairing: Smurfette, Gargamel, Azrael.
Prompt: Whore.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: None.
Summary: Smurfette had no inclination towards chastity
Notes: Unbetaed.
Smurfette had no inclination towards chastity, nor, she smurfly admitted, monogamy. Besides, it would probably smurf jealousy and ill-feelings.
Accordingly, she flirted her way through the populasmurf, getting her smurf of romance with Enamored Smurf or Poet Smurf, smurfing out her outdoors sex fantasies with Lumberjack, always liberal with her kisses (or more) as long as a Smurf asked nicely enough.
What it made of her, she had never really smurfed on. But other people had, it would seem. "I've caught their little whore, Azrael," Gargamel gloated, "they'll all rush to her rescue."
"What a smurfy word!" she thought, fuming.
Author: benebu
Fandom: The Smurfs
Table: Sex. (link to Prompt Table)
Word Count: 100 each.
Title: The Lecture.
Characters/Pairing: Papa Smurf, mention of Snappy, Hefty and Brainy.
Prompt: Masturbation.
Rating: PG-13, if that.
Warnings: None.
Summary: It wasn't a lecture Papa Smurf exactly looked forward to giving
Notes: Unbetaed.
It wasn't a lecture Papa Smurf exactly looked forward to giving, but the time had come to yet again bring up the subject of smurfin'. He couldn't very well let Snappy Smurf or Hefty Smurf explode with frustration, and while Brainy Smurf was free to smurf - or, as the case may be, not smurf - whatever he wanted in the privacy of his own mushroom, it wouldn't do to let him persuade his fellow Smurfs that masturbating was an immoral activity that a smurfy Smurf would do well to smurf away from.
Clearing his throat, Papa Smurf began, "My dear Smurfs…"
Title: Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Characters/Pairing: Smurfette, Gargamel, Azrael.
Prompt: Whore.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: None.
Summary: Smurfette had no inclination towards chastity
Notes: Unbetaed.
Smurfette had no inclination towards chastity, nor, she smurfly admitted, monogamy. Besides, it would probably smurf jealousy and ill-feelings.
Accordingly, she flirted her way through the populasmurf, getting her smurf of romance with Enamored Smurf or Poet Smurf, smurfing out her outdoors sex fantasies with Lumberjack, always liberal with her kisses (or more) as long as a Smurf asked nicely enough.
What it made of her, she had never really smurfed on. But other people had, it would seem. "I've caught their little whore, Azrael," Gargamel gloated, "they'll all rush to her rescue."
"What a smurfy word!" she thought, fuming.